Thicc Thor

Smooth Operator

[Thicc Thor @djlambert42]

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[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Nicky @nickturani]

Breaking down Basketball today on @wakeupbarstool

[hair of the pawg @haleyvemealone]

Guests use the weirdest cups 😂😂 nobody uses that one 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Dan Greenberg @StoolGreenie]

Cs in 7

[Nicky @nickturani]

Breaking down baseball

[Tone Digs @ToneDigz]

I-right wiggle 34 switchblade. For the state championship. I love all y’all baby, I love all y’all.

[Doug Wanoy @festive2018]

Dean finally opens up about the Baytree Monkey.

https://t.co/X02IEIkUyL

[Thicc Thor @djlambert42]

@gwizzy12 @clubtrillion I hope you see this

[Bobby V @Bobbyy_V]

What Bam did in three quarters…incredible.

Keeping Bam in during a blowout, I’m even cool with that.

Intentionally fouling up 25 late to get extra possessions to stat pad and eventually break Kobe - of all people’s - record…corniest thing I’ve seen in a while 😂

[Low-Poly Paul Atreides @muaddibstyle]

Suffering and tribulation has caused him to ascend. Dune shit.

[That Guy Rocked @ThatGuyRocked]

Gerry McNamara

That guy rocked.

[Shawn Farash @Shawn_Farash]

TRUMP CALLS OUT BAD BUNNY!

[Oluwajomiloju @JomiAdeniran]

They done sent Anthony Davis to the Nights Watch 😔

[John Kucko @john_kucko]

Frozen: The Genesee River gorge looks like Hoth this week at Letchworth State Park in Western New York. The Middle Falls there, as of today, is about 80% frozen solid. @spann @StephanieAbrams @JimCantore @andyparkertv @TomNiziol @StormHour

[Frank Fleming @NjTank99]

This sounds like the bullshit I would tell myself when I weighed 530+lbs

WTF are we doing here

[GhettoGronk @ghetto_gronk]

The Patriots’ path to the Super Bowl:

- #1 easiest strength of schedule
- Playoff Justin Herbert
- 4 INT CJ Stroud
- Jarrett Stidham in a snow globe

[Daily Harry Potter @TheDailyHPotter]

There’s real tears in my eyes, this is the best Harry Potter summary/explanation ever 😌

[Paul Bissonnette @BizNasty2point0]

The Bills got fucked.

[Dave Portnoy @stoolpresidente]

I will watch this till the end of time saying Cooks had total control of the ball when he hit the ground