Mark

Virginia Tech Alum

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

How I imagine my boss will introduce me to the new hires:

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

@VentraChicago I can't even retrieve my username using the 'forgot username' feature. Is there a fix for this?

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

@JOEYFIGHTING Yeah cigarettes

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

Most of the time I would like to be put down but then I discovered Gardettos is selling just the rye chips so hold the phone

[Pete Abraham @PeteAbe]

For me, the issue is not that the Sox didn't match the $280 million. It's that when they had a chance in spring training to get it done they badly misread Bogaerts' value and his confidence that he could succeed away from Boston.

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

Being a Red Sox and Hokies fan in Chicago makes me unwell

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

@ManateeParty

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We need more revolving doors in the world

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

@JOEYFIGHTING He*

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

@FedExHelp can you explain why my package has sat at the distribution center in Skokie for over a month now?

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

@JOEYFIGHTING 5'8"

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

"I was looking for a recipe for roasted potatoes and ended up buying a pair of shoes" -Cathy

Happy mother's day y'all

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

@Wawa Chicago, when you gonna open a store here?

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

@Wawa miss u

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

@JOEYFIGHTING Big time, imposter syndrome been hitting hard lately

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

@ChipotleTweets Y'all missed the chips on our order and sent us an incinerated tortilla...

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

@reenabeena18 Shannon and I had the same question the other day lmao

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

@HannnahhLee We can be happy and still acknowledge that the rules are garbage at the same time

[Mark @djmarkymark770]

JOE SHIESTY