David Nurieli

Only laughter will save the people.

[David Nurieli @djn618]

@noahkagan Been a fan since the early days of OkDork. Inspiring to see you step into fatherhood! מזל טוב. I offer coaching around transitioning into parenthood; helping parents (especially fathers) navigate parenthood and partnership with humor & connection. Dad of 3 boys here! HMU!

[David Nurieli @djn618]

Whoopi says as whoopee does. #💨💨💨 @WhoopiGoldberg

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My son called me into the bathroom this morning to show me that his kaki resembled a shofar. Happy to hear Jewish Day School is paying off.

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When will people stop buying my kids toys and just contribute to their 529 Plan?

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When you need to poop in your kid’s school but the toilet is designed for people under three feet.

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Both of my kids have acquired this new habit of twirling my chest hair and suddenly, I feel like I’m one of those anxiety reducing toys.

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Now that I have two kids everyone has been asking me when I’m buying my wife a minivan and I keep telling them the same day we get a divorce.

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Is there such a thing as a Poop Doula for kids learning to go potty?

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My son woke me up this morning to show me his booger that looked like the Eiffel Tower. #frompariswithlove

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I asked our @ADT installer if we can adjust the amount of it time it takes to get out the house before the alarm goes off because I have kids.

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My wife and I were totally into not having our kids in front of the TV and then I realized it was 6:30AM on a Sunday.

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If my toddler had a CV it would state that he speaks 700 words per minute.

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Big moment in my life today, I gave my almost four-year-old my gel since I’m now losing my hair.

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Am I evil for finding pleasure in watching my 18-month-old struggle to get raisins out of a box? #snacktime

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Today my son Simon kept pooping while I was changing his diaper and it reminded me of every time I’ve gone to eat froyo and fail to close the lever after pouring out the yogurt.

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Every time I need to remove my baby's onesie to change his diaper I think about my wife wearing a leotard bodysuit and needing to pee.

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Always fun waking up to a puddle of pee which my son left on the bathroom floor when he himself woke up to pee at 3am and completely missed the toilet. #ilovefatherhood

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If @POTUS is looking for someone to lead foreign negotiations, I’m pretty sure my three year old is worth a consideration. #InaugurationDay

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Took my #toddler for a walk outside this morning. Reached the end of the block and realized we’d already been walking for 2.5 hours. #dadlife

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Everyone’s talking about what they’re #bingewatching this #Quarantine & I can’t get through the opening credits. #ParentingInAPandemic #dadlife