David Jones

[David Jones @djonesuk]

@Samaytwt MongoDb is web scale.

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@neerajjj6785 Change my name.
Acquire a new identity.
Move to a foreign country.
Start a new life as a pomegranate farmer.

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@ShireStrike @BernoulliDefect I don't suppose I ever considered the sales & distribution of food & drink to be in the service sector.
Service sector usually means the part of the economy that produces intangible goods and services rather than physical products

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@sasuke___420 @bradpettit That doesn't make any sense.

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@Steve__Paxton Sure. Importing Mexican lemons reduces highway fatalities too!

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@straceX What happens if you have cycle in the graph of aliases?

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@PolitlcsUK On the one hand they've never ever won a parliamentary seat. On the other hand, they could be responsible for handing the election to Labour. We live in interesting times.

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@PolitlcsUK Perhaps the interviewer thinks white is a synonym for pure 🤔

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@07Maggi @Sainburyscs @sainsburys Depends on the location and the facilities in the store. Could be very easy to spend two hours if you're doing a shop, using the pharmacy, Argos, having a meal in the café, trying on clothes and looking at the new phones.

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@EricSpracklen Is 90 years old for a house in the USA?

[Harman Singh Kapoor @kingkapoor72]

This small miniature kirpan solves the problem. Just wear it. We don’t need a big one to fulfill our religious beliefs.

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In 1995 the government released plans to build a tunnel under Stonehenge for the A303. It was to cost about £180m.
After a public enquiry, several legal challenges, multiple relaunches and revisions, the project was finally cancelled in 2024.
The cost to the taxpayer? Around £180m. We spent the original projected cost on not building the tunnel.

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@tomhfh @aswren

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@wylfcen "Looks like Wylfċen is talking to the foxes again."

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@wylfcen

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@tomhfh

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@UKDecline PFI is just Wonga for governments.

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I understand the argument but I'm on a (virtual) provider with no price rises at all. I have had the same rolling monthly contract for ten years now and I don't understand how they make any money on it but I'm very grateful nonetheless.