Dylan S

Husband, Father, Friend.

Founder of Kalmar Group 🐺 (@thesmbrecruiter is main account now)

[Dylan S @djscrogg]

I was honestly getting confused between the two, so going to take a break from this one for a bit.

So of course I added a pic of my son being a patriot and my hometown pier.

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Have had this account for awhile, but trying to invest more time in @thesmbrecruiter ... give it a follow when you get a chance if ya don't mind.

It will be a little more business, but plenty of puns, banter, and the Tide.

Hope you 10s of followers and robots don't mind.

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@HunterStrickler Whose Rich Rodriguez in this ongoing narrative?

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@carkerpox Don’t forget the banjo skills. He’s world class in that as well!

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@Jer_Car @mhp_guy My bad. That was on me. 😂

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@SMB_PeopleOps Huge Asana fan. I know it’s one of the more popular tools, but doesn’t seem to get same amount of public endorsement.

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@pinpulleddrmf @stephenolmon @JoshWomack So a sales dude, finance savant, and operations guy walk into a BBQ joint…

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@pinpulleddrmf @stephenolmon @JoshWomack Started a local firewood delivery business with some friends, but shipping to DFW would run us broke.

Long and fun story but it’s now run by local nonprofit.

FullstackFirewood (dot) com

When @stephenolmon visits me in Birmingham I will show him the yard.

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@johnhfio Netflix should hire them for some new material.

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@RealLifeRentals Life goal to have my kids bust down the door to find some iron.

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@RampCapitalLLC @Jer_Car shout out Mayor Bell 🥃

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@Bleadorn 365/365

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@taywall Jesse is nuts.

Been a fan of that guy since “Living with a Seal”. Highly suggest Audible version.

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@TXAlarmGuy Looks pristine 👌

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Happy Festivus.

To all the 30+ something folks who grew up on Seinfeld (and probably look back and wonder why our parents let us watch it)…

23rd is all about Festivus.

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@PEoperator Need more.

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@rodrepairs Fastest ways to immediately ruin the speech:

1. “I didn’t prepare much for this”

2. “I hate public speaking.

3. “I’m nervous”

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@JoeCassandra Call me old school, but it’s impossible for me to take anyone seriously who does the car selfie video thing in that compilation.