David Walker

I am a carbon-based humanoid sentient being. In Tennessee.

[Nick Jack Pappas @pappiness]

Hi, all. I write jokes for TV, but not long ago I was a financial analyst. I had my Series 7.

For those who say Fran Drescher or any SAG-AFTRA member should stop whining and appreciate what they have, let me give you a lesson in capitalism. 🧵

[David Walker @djwalker]

There is nothing non-stupid about this.

[Nikki Haley @NikkiHaley]

Do you remember when you were growing up, do you remember how simple life was, how easy it felt? It was about faith, family, and country. We can have that again, but to do that, we must vote Joe Biden out. #RTM2023

[Mary Pezzulo @mary_pezzulo]

The Golden Rule is to love your neighbor as yourself. Not to love your neighbor as a leaner, more puritanical version of yourself without psychological needs. You ought to treat others with the same care and gentleness you use on yourself.
https://t.co/z9aXesH6Cp

[David Walker @djwalker]

@fodderyfodder Suzie sends her condolences.

[David Walker @djwalker]

@kevinmshea58 @regularguy Relishball sounds like something Gaylord Perry threw back in the 70s.

[David Walker @djwalker]

@LoveIsTheTemple @mountain_goats Done

[David Walker @djwalker]

I’ve got to start doing this.

[Tyler Rablin @Mr_Rablin]

What's been your teacher win today?

If you haven't had it yet, here's your reminder to look for it.

As someone who's been struggling this year in finding the joy in my teaching, intentionality in what I look for has really been changing. If you look for it, you'll see it.

[David Walker @djwalker]

@ajvsell @scavendish @regularguy @kevinmshea58 @dslifton @hangthadj @nvasconcelos @PastorSharp @amerifolklegend @togneter

[David Walker @djwalker]

@ajvsell @scavendish @regularguy @kevinmshea58 @dslifton @hangthadj @nvasconcelos @PastorSharp @amerifolklegend @togneter Truth

[David Walker @djwalker]

I almost forgot:

Christmas Music for People Who Hate Christmas Music https://t.co/4E6Tvn96L7

[David Walker @djwalker]

@kevinmshea58 Don’t forget https://t.co/5x2P5MLbjC

[David Walker @djwalker]

I just reserved my handle on Spill - a new Twitter alt that puts culture first. Grab yours now -> https://t.co/QdvfQpDgDH

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Inflation ⬇️ - declining for 5 straight months
Gas prices ⬇️ - most common price is $2.99
Unemployment ⬇️ - near 50-year low
GDP ⬆️ - economy grew at 2.9% in Q3
Jobs ⬆️ - 260k jobs created in Nov, record 10.5 million total jobs in Biden's term
Manufacturing ⬆️ - 750k jobs created

[Duty To Warn 🔉 @duty2warn]

Elon Musk is deleting accounts that post this video of him being booed for 10 minutes last night at a Dave Chapelle show.
He can’t delete us all. Retweet while you still can.
https://t.co/xMq4hgvRG0

[David Walker @djwalker]

@danagould There should be an award for this tweet.

[PammyCan'tSleepAtNightAGAIN @PSchmaling]

88% of evangelical Christians voted for Herschel Walker, not Warnock, the candidate who has devoted his adult life to Jesus Christ. Let that sink in.

[David Walker @djwalker]

@EkpeUdoh You’re a good man, Ekpe.