Dylan Cook

Peace, love, Rojas baby

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

The Wander Franco jokes and memes have to stop. He prides himself and thinks of himself as a man of faith as there’s a drive to deep left by Castellanos and it’ll be a home run so that’ll make it a 4-0 ballgame

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

Play the #FanCashDropPromotion today ⁦@FanaticsBook⁩

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[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

Play the #FanCashDropPromotion today ⁦@FanaticsBook⁩

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[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

Play the #FanCashDropPromotion today ⁦@FanaticsBook⁩

https://t.co/joeMJrf4va

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@Lane_Kiffin Maybe try winning games bozo

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@awfulannouncing Maybe a vaccine would help a “future hall-of-famer” to more than 4 wins since going without it clearly hasn’t worked @AaronRodgers12

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@SenMastriano https://t.co/8ygc9NEbDH

[wint @dril]

"im not owned! im not owned!!", i continue to insist as i slowly shrink and transform into a corn cob

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@SenMastriano You thought it was a “Thai Fighter,” didn’t you

[Luigi Mangione @PepMangione]

Random Tweet: 18560

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@CollegeGameDay @GeorgiaFootball @TexasFootball When are you going to rebrand as SEC Gameday? You’re in Atlanta for this game *every year.* There’s a better matchup in Indianapolis AND you already went to Georgia/Texas this year!!!

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@DrEvilGritty Please make the jump to Bluesky, king. That timeline needs your misinformative services

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@PennStateFball …on Peacock 🥴

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@AntSanPhilly So it begins

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@MillerStream God seeing this and “Catholic” in your bio

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@youneekgal007 A girl at my office wore a sweatshirt with Trump in front of the White House with “daddy’s home” above it. These people are so so so strange

[Ben Jones @Ben_Jones88]

Me, calling the police when Sirianni goes for two again

[molly @angelinrealtime]

[suburban dad watching sports voice] need 270 here

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@Shituation_Room Sure, there may be protests and riots in some places. But there’s only one side that is hell-bent on claiming uncorroborated fraud.

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@PennStateFball Peacock exclusive for one of the best spectacles in college sports is a joke. But I guess that’s what happens when we show we’re still the same old PSU because we can’t beat OSU

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@JoyOnBroad I can’t agree more. Macy’s is out of control.

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

@youneekgal007 People like this are why people are leaving this hellhole app for Threads

[Dylan Cook @dkcookie37]

Hol up

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

You’re not men. You’re boys. If there was no social media, you would be my concubines.