Dan Kelley

Instructional Designer, Producer of adult learning material & curriculum , Craft Beer & Coffee Enthusiast and Lover of Spooky Things.

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@KendraMiddleton The police say it’s legal for the old witch down my street to record my kids playing outside her house so unfortunately..the dumb people win here. That by no means makes me smarter than you..just an angry parent!

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@cgasper Welcome Back!! Cheers to keeping healthy, Gasper!

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

Hey @toucherandhardy you going to have Guy From machine on? He’ll be in the heart of Revere Beach for the World Cup!

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@bioreconstruct I’ll take the flaming diarrhea for $100.

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@RpsAgainstTrump Hey @grok! What the fuck happened to the war powers act and cesefire i’ve heard about non stop?

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@Acyn Oh they are scared of this guy! Typical bully behavior from people that peaked in 10th grade.

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@marinakmaher Hit it!

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@barstoolsports @spittinchiclets Boys bein Dudes

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@atrupar Mike Johnson is a real idiot’s idiot.

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@KendraMiddleton Would I eat a PB & Fluff hotdog?? Likely yes, given the correct set of circumstances.

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@KendraMiddleton Preach!!

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@KendraMiddleton Wait..that’s an option?? 🤯

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@kendramiddleton Dude..my son and I were excited to hear you filling in for toucher and hardy..give us some credit!

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@LAfromLINY And party on dudes

[New England Patriots @Patriots]

These are FIREEEE 🔥

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[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@MeidasTouch @RonFilipkowski I’m surprised the shrapnel doesn’t have “ant-ice” scribbled on it

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@RpsAgainstTrump Think he knows that Columbus was sailing for Spain?

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@RonFilipkowski It looks like my gay uncles living room.

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

One bite, everybody knows the rules. Erin gives the cheese pizza and 8 outta 10. @TreeHouseBrewCo @barstoolsports @stoolpresidente @barstoolpizza

[Dan Kelley @dkelley1985]

@RpsAgainstTrump Given the opportunity..he could be