David Kinee

#TTP

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

The NFC East winning 0 games on a week in which two teams played each other feels like a pretty good encapsulation of the division at the moment

[taoki @justalexoki]

women love moving your stuff and not tell you and then sigh when you ask them where your stuff is

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

Phillies Postseason Stats since NLCS Game 6 in 2023:

Offense
360 AB | 70 H | 7 HR | 33 RBI | 41 BB | 107 K
.194/.288/.319 | .607 OPS

Rotation
55.1 IP | 44 H | 19 ER | 18 BB | 67 K
3.09 ERA | 3.22 FIP

Bullpen
42.1 IP | 48 H | 29 ER | 18 BB | 46 K
6.17 ERA | 4.63 FIP

[Franzke & LA @FranzkeLA]

Andy Dalton, the first in a week full of relievers I don’t want to see come in

[Kyle Neubeck @KyleNeubeck]

LeBron "I didn't leave my family to lose in the second round, I know that"

[LancCo Rob (Go Birds, Dickhead Edition) @TweetsByBerto]

The 2026 Phillies Experience™:

[blehh @pupzypup]

bird 1: are we safe?
bird 2: yeah he only has one stone

[CBain @cbain100]

LeBron getting attacked by an alligator would be the most 76ers thing ever💔

[Baseball Is Dead @baseballisdead_]

20 years ago, Sean Casey grounded out to left field 😂

[Roy Burton @TheBSLine]

This is how Brian Dawkins came out of the tunnel at the Linc

[Mitch Rupert @Mitch_Rupert]

I mean, this is just a brutal takedown from Keith Law. He's not wrong, but damn ...

[Tipping Pitches @tipping_pitches]

yes they’re losers and easily deserve more blame for affecting “competitive balance” than the Dodgers do in this circumstance

[nugget chef (mayor of the 209) @jayhaykid]

Yordan Alvarez has 479 PA this season, the exact number Jeff Bagwell had at the time his epic 1994 campaign was interrupted.

Alvarez may end up winning the AL Triple Crown this season, but dear god Bagwell was mashing.

[Shams Charania @ShamsCharania]

BREAKING: LeBron James is signing with the Philadelphia 76ers on a two-year, $8 million deal with a player option, Klutch Sports Group and Klutch CEO and Game Over show host Rich Paul tells ESPN.

[Mark @AgingRanchHand]

Those dogs that played poker probably just use gambling apps now and that makes me sad

[NYTPitchbot @DougJBalloon]

If Odysseus had spent less time on forever wars in Troy and more time on issues affecting white working-class citizens of Ithaca, then maybe Penelope's suitors wouldn't have tried to kill him.

[Taylor Twellman @TaylorTwellman]

🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

[Liv @Liv_Agar]

LeBron would never lose to Algeria btw

[David Kinee @dkineejr]

@MZavagno11 I’ve had this same error twice. I typed in 1980s Royals OF Willie Wilson and it acts like I typed in Bill. Also changed Aaron Boone to Ron Boone.

[Steve Moore @Smoore1117]

The Phillies should be allowed an “intentional strikeout” on Alec Bohm when there’s a runner on first. At least avoid the double play.