Danielle Propst

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Republicans nominated a lifelong political operative turned cock ring investing nepo-son-in-law for Governor in Iowa.

[Team Sand @Team_Sand]

How will he do that from Kansas?

[Iowa Chill @IowaChill]

Blue Zoo Des Moines, the interactive aquarium at Jordan Creek Town Center tied to what was reportedly Iowa’s only shark attack on record, is officially shutting down

[Dan Pfeiffer @danpfeiffer]

No shit. That’s why you don’t stumble ass backward into regime change wars

[Rick Wilson @TheRickWilson]

All these embassies in danger and American citizens stuck in a war zone.

Seem Benghaziesque.

[Netflix Is A Joke @NetflixIsAJoke]

Soup, the outdoors, snow peas

[Louis Virtel @louisvirtel]

I don't relate to Home Alone because I have no idea what it's like to take Catherine O'Hara for granted.

[Democrats @TheDemocrats]

This guy just wrapped a stay at a $10.8K/week estate, and he's already on to his next vacation.

People can't afford groceries.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The fact that all these Republican lawmakers are running around trying (& often, failing) to get specific carve outs in their own bill so THEIR community isn’t subject should tell you all you need to know.

If they think it’s so great, why don’t they want it as-is for themselves?

[Rep. Veronica Escobar @RepEscobar]

They're doing the meme.

[tyler hogge @thogge]

Traveling for work.

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Art of the Deal:

1) Impose massive tariffs on nearly every country that crash the markets and create the conditions for global economic collapse

2) Make zero deals with zero countries

3) Pause tariffs

4) VICTORY!!

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

me reading national security secrets bc i've been accidentally added to a group chat

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Get in loser, we're tanking the economy

[MeidasTouch @MeidasTouch]

Americans: We’d like to afford basic necessities, keep vital programs, and not lose our retirement savings.

Trump: Best I can do is a car commercial for the richest man on Earth.

[Tim Miller @Timodc]

Dozens are dead in Ukraine because you stopped giving them the intelligence that protected the country from bombs so you can probably handle some yelling in a free country boss.

[Brian Schatz @brianschatz]

The stock market is down but at least everything is more expensive and services are getting shittier. On the other hand we have more measles. To be fair, they are finally delivering the reductions in FAA and National Parks staff that people have been demanding.

[Tim Walz @Tim_Walz]

That’s a shame. If your Republican representative won’t meet with you because their agenda is so unpopular, maybe a Democrat will.

Hell, maybe I will. If your congressman refuses to meet, I’ll come host an event in their district to help local Democrats beat ‘em.

[Tommy Vietor @TVietor08]

We got Freedom Fries'd by Canada. This means war.