A few months back while enjoying a foursome with the boys at the country club, my group was approached by a haggard blonde-haired woman who smelled like a decaying salmon.
As it was slightly rainy and there was quite a bit of mud around, she walked up to us offering to clean our balls.
I asked how much she wanted for it and she said that even ten bucks would be enough, as she had to pay off some legal bills.
We handed her the bucket of golf balls which is when she clarified that she wasn’t talking about “those” balls - but another type.
As an alpha male, one must always be cautious to keep in peak physical form - which includes steering clear of any STDs - which this person looked like she was carrying.
I promptly turned down her offer and asked for my ten dollars back, which is when she offered me the cash that she had in her pocket if I’d allow her to service the balls of my foursome.
Naturally, we turned down this offer and proceeded on our way - leaving this woman behind.
To this day her face has stuck with me, but I never knew her name.
Just the other day while watching the news, I realized I saw a familiar face.
The woman on this golf course was @StormyDaniels.
I’m glad I turned her down, I’d probably still be on antibiotics… if they can cure whatever comes with her!