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Goldmember. You have the right to remain sexy, sugar

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

If I can’t look cute doing it I’m not doing it

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I’m away on a ski trip & my dad’s sending me videos of people falling while skiiing

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Here’s the script and don’t stray from it “this is like the revolve of rental services”

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

So basically I just ate a bagel whole unsliced + a slice of tree bark

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I’m at Panera rn & I see they’ve added 2 new items to their menu: a Mac & cheese sandwich and pizza….. I’m not kidding

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Thank you @kanyewest for spending 1,350 minutes with me this year on @Spotify. You are my #1. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/9QMnQfZFxp

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

To anyone that ever asks me to be their plus one to a wedding: answer is no for both your & my dignities

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

@Ashtoncrowther Good, go cubz

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

Did the Sox win the World Series last night?

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

@austindbarr I knew u were wondering

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

No one asked, but I’m laying in my bed eating seaweed

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

My favorite emoji rn: 💇🏼‍♀️

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

I’m furnishing my living room with therapist office vibes. If I invite you over it’s to check your vibe or play puzzles

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

You can’t get coronavirus at the club if you just get water-boarded with tequila

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

@madelinesheahan Kyle is on the ground in a flat brim mid peace sign

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

Nah, ya’ll don’t need blue-blocking glasses.. u probably have a lil hyperopia. Go see ur eye doctor dude 😂😂

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

A boy FT me last night while I was wearing my graduation hat like a beret & drinking kombucha out of a wine glass.
It was funner when no one knew I was doing that.

[don☠ @dl_drozd]

Hott girl summer by pickle ball body

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Just a reminder that you shouldn’t use visine or any other eye drop that can also be used to murder people