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My mission in life is not merely to survive, bt to thrive; and to do so with some passion, some compassion, some humor, and some style. I'm not old-fashioned

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@Priyaa_Purohit Wait & Watch !!

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@prakashraaj At this point, Prakash Raj looks less like an actor and more like a full-time outrage influencer with occasional movie roles.

Every week there’s a new lecture, new drama, new “India is doomed” speech but somehow the audience for it keeps getting smaller than his box office pull.

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@MuslimHuman77 @Mahajan1815 Didi aa gai aukat pe, ₹3.5 per tweet me itna hi milta hai sevak

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@MuslimHuman77 BJP was winning elections before your account discovered x's dark mode.
Indian politics runs on governance, economy, caste equations, nationalism and welfare not your victimhood fantasy.

This tweet sounds less like political analysis and more like attention-seeking free wifi

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@CaAbhishekMehan @MurarkaArchana @grok Bro studied 5 years of CA finals just to need an AI to explain dharma to him in a comment section. ITR file karo, Twitter band karo.

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@CaAbhishekMehan @MurarkaArchana Ram ne Ravaan ko maara tha
CA ne sirf reply mein "God bless" likh diya
dono mein farak hai bhai

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@MurarkaArchana @sabeer bro failed at everything after Hotmail and rebranded it as "outcome is irrelevant"
cheapest therapy session since 1997 😭💀

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@darshitpatel84 SEBI registered hoga
lekin dimag unregistered hai
politicians ka fund manage karne se pehle
apne clients ka loss recover kara 😭💀 થુલિયા

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@MurarkaArchana Just simply hiding their face under BURKHA

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@Mr_India_Nikunj @NidhiBh01596710 @JaikyYadav16 @raghav_chadha "sharam kar gaddaar" 🤮 typed the guy defending a party whose:
CM jail gaya
Health minister jail gaya
PWD minister jail gaya
bhai ye party nahi
crime franchise hai
Raghav ne chhoda toh gaddaar
baaki sab andar gaye toh kya? loyalists? 💀🔥

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@NidhiBh01596710 @MurarkaArchana "internationally proven" — source? The Wire? Court mein hai. BBC? Funded.
iman ki baat mat karo jis party ne Constitution ki original copy hi badal di thi
forex rate yaad hai, history bhool gayi 💀🔥

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@CaAbhishekMehan @MurarkaArchana oh wow a CA
helps rich hide black money = "tax planning"
government does it = "corruption"
charges ₹5000 to file ITR in 10 mins then lectures Ramayan philosophy
debits credits balance hote hain
teri aukaat nahi 💀🔥

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@Gobhiji3 TMC supporter Modi ke posters roast kar raha hai
bhai pehle ye bata:
Sandeshkhali ki mahilayein kahan gayi?
25000+ crore teacher recruitment scam ka paisa kahan gaya?
Abhishek Banerjee ED ke saath kitne rounds mein hai?
Bengal mein opposition worker kitne zinda hain?

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@khanumarfa this lady counted MLAs by religion
made a spreadsheet by religion
published it proudly by religion
and then said "THAT side is communal"
Mam the most communal thing in this tweet IS this tweet

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@MamataOfficial @TVKVijayHQ Mamata congratulating Vijay becoming CM
ma'am your own state's roads have more potholes than your party has MLAs left
worry about Bengal first

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@sabeer adapt fast he says
bro its been 29 years and he's still introducing himself as "the Hotmail guy"
sir YOU are the old way of thinking

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@sabeer bro built ONE thing in 28 years
promised Haryana a whole city — vanished
JaxtrSMS was gonna "do to SMS what Hotmail did to email" — where is it?
now selling free crypto with a referral link like a 2019 MLM scheme
Modi says don't buy gold
Sabeer says "invest in Hotcoin".

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@The_Tradesman1 @sabeer 🤫 he cant speak against trump, otherwise you know .......... ?

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@sabeer @SureshS19783707 bro launched Hotmail in 1996, sold it for $400M on his 29th birthday, moved to USA and then—
https://t.co/hlIFxOqt49
JaxtrSMS
Nano City Haryana (cancelled, zero bricks laid)
NeoAccel
Live Documents
29 years of L's. And NOW he's back with 2 free coins and "Dubai listing"

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@sabeer @akkadkhan Sabeer Bhatia: sold email to Microsoft for $400M
Also Sabeer Bhatia: "here's 2 free coins, refer your friends, Dubai listing coming soon"
Bro went from disrupting the internet to running a WhatsApp forward scheme with a blockchain logo.