A farmer gets a phone call from his son. "I've run over a pig and it's stuck under the tractor still alive." "Shoot it," says the farmer, "and then bury it." About 20 minutes later he gets another call." "Done that. What should I do with his speed camera and motorbike?"
Night night sweet dreamies
Thousands of candles can be lighted from a single candle, and the life of the candle will not be shortened.
Happiness never decreases by being shared.
-Buddha
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