Vanderbilt “Van” Igloo, Esq.

0 DUIs (yet) | passionate about Busch | clean myChart | wreck em’ |

[Vanderbilt “Van” Igloo, Esq. @dloopydoop]

What do we think abt this one boys? Will it play? #hinge

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Had to tell a girl from a couple weeks ago that she should get tested 😬 #ThatsBaseball #raiderrash

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Think that’ll play?

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@GigaBasedDad There’s an interesting pricing phenomenon with predictions where Republicans are hedging a Democrat win by betting on talarico. For example, say a high net worth Texan is worried he will be taxed more under Democrats, they hedge by placing a prediction bet on the Democrat winning

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@peptideuniverse Yah cause they give it to fat people

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@Dallas_DILF They’re going to make you earn every dollar you saved. Just depends what your time is worth and what if you cap the exchanged billables

[Vanderbilt “Van” Igloo, Esq. @dloopydoop]

Met a group of foids at the bar once that put us through their “gauntlet” in order to crack. They took us to her house and we had to shoot fukin bow and arrow and do pushup contests and shit. Safe to say, I passed

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@guysm1th This just ruined my night. fuckin nuke this guy

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@HankSchrade67 Did you go with Wingstop or McDonald’s?

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@MikeShiflet Micheal Jackson #diddled

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@esotericoca 99% conviction rate btw

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@nwaisb @DavidLat Faegre Drinker is the worst one imo

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@AndronioBrown Indeed, however I am not that forward

[Vanderbilt “Van” Igloo, Esq. @dloopydoop]

Just messaged a farmer baddie in hinge “Call me John the way I’m trying to make you my Deere.” Will this play? 🚜I’ll keep yall updated. #lank #baddie

[Vanderbilt “Van” Igloo, Esq. @dloopydoop]

Don’t worry bro. I’m sure your girl will be fine at the Trick-or-Dick party this weekend.

[Vanderbilt “Van” Igloo, Esq. @dloopydoop]

Kinda want to use a tanning bed. Any guys ever do that? Or will they think gay of me? #lank

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@italoscot47 Brutal one Scott. Do you at least mog the twink?

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If I don’t get drunk texted by my ex hallow weekend I’m going to be so disappointed

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@Haroldper3 Crickets bartender cause she’s making her own bread and instead of me having to pay Fiji dues

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@VivekGRamaswamy Ur brown