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[Dr. Lucky Tran @luckytran]

In capitalist America, Taco Bell is our CDC and Waffle House is our weather alert system.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

A short recap of what we did over the last two weeks. Our route was Boston to Savannah, GA, down the coast and then back up to Clemson:

- Swam in a lot of lakes in Pennsylvania because of the heatwave
- Watched a pie eating contest in Virginia
- Celebrated 4th of July in Washington DC
- Relaxed at the beaches in Delaware
- Saw wild horses in Chincoteague, VA
- Went to the Outer Banks in North Carolina
- Had a baby bear block our road in North Carolina
- Tried many new fast food chains like Bojangles and Sonic
- Ate a lot (probably too much) at Taco Bell
- Played minigolf in Myrtle Beach
- Visited beautiful cities like Charleston and Savannah
- Saw an alligator and a lot more cool wildlife

[Casual Thursday @CasualThursday]

You’re all gonna feel really stupid when Mitch returns to the senate with an amazing BBL

[Christopher Miller @chrizmillr]

The easiest way for journalists to get to the bottom of the “is Mitch McConnell dead” question, is to just ask Trump directly: “so they don’t want you to know and are keeping you out of the loop about it?” And that narcissistic gossip will immediately say “no I know he’s been brain dead for three weeks and they’re keeping him on a ventilator so they can avoid a special election and he looks like a mummy I was the first to know” he can’t help himself

[Rodger Sherman @rodger]

There should be some sort of other punishment for when someone commits a foul that was maybe bad but isn’t worth ejecting him from the game and the next game. Like some sort of card that isn’t red

[roxy demento @falseroxy]

between that empire state building couple, taylor swift's wedding, the heat wave, mitch mcconnell, the world cup, basketball trades?, trump saying he wanted to have a threesome with his sons, etc. we could write a new 'we didn't start the fire' about this week alone.

[SportsCenter @SportsCenter]

Edward Norton talking to himself at the USA-Türkiye game 😅

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Our first baseball game ever. Houston Astros vs Detroit Tigers. New sport unlocked.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Honestly, I had no idea you could just FaceTime the ISS😭😭

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Thank you @NASA for the coolest day ever. One week ago, we were eating Chili’s in Chattanooga, and today we’re talking to the ISS. This is the American dream.

Thanks for letting three random World Cup tourists from Germany live it for a few days. USA rocks.🇺🇸🚀

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

Randomly hearing people talk about you on the radio is always the most surreal feeling😭😭😭

[Callum🗿🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿 @CaliJ98]

Jesus Christ

[No Context Tobey Maguire @OocTobeyM]

Me at 12 years old discovering it does more than just pee

[TSA @TSA]

If you’re visiting for a very large sporting event & you happen to discover RANCH while you’re here… pls pack it in your CHECKED BAG on the way home.

Thank you.

[Kyle Tibbitts @KyleTibbitts]

The World Cup absolutely mogs every other sporting event. It’s what the Olympics wishes it was X100.

You’ve got Europeans road-tripping across America and having their minds blown by Buc-ee’s and Bass Pro Shops. You’ve got a small Kansas town falling in love with an Algerian club that chose Kansas City as their homebase. You’ve got South Korea training in Utah to prepare for the altitude in Guadalajara.

For one month, the whole world forgets we’re supposed to hate each other over differences that barely matter. It’s the closest thing we have to world peace.

[Freddy🇩🇪 @FreddyLA7]

NEW ORLEANSSSS!!!!!!

[John Slaughter, Esq. @JSlaughterEsq]

A couple of Germans on a road trip have done more to inspire patriotism ahead of America’s 250th anniversary than the entirety of the U.S. government.

[Barstool SEC @SECBarstool]

Not even kidding seeing foreigners discover the best that America has to offer has genuinely made me realize how much we take for granted in this country.

There’s nowhere else in the world where you can go tubing, watch Messi play, and eat Beaver Nuggets all in 24 hours.

[The Drunk Republican @DrunkRepub]

If anyone harms a hair on this man’s head while he’s enjoying America I’ll make it my life’s mission to hunt them down and destroy them