Dave Knefley

Why don't you clean your cast iron the way you want to and I'll clean mine the way I want to, okay?

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

@ClueHeywood I thought it was s Patrick Bateman cosplay group

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

I cannot express how far to lower your expectations, Colts fans.

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Colts are signing former Dolphins WR Nick Westbrook-Ikhine.

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

That's on me, I was googling Italian for "Miracle in Milan"

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

I prefer listening to curlers yell in a language I don't understand. Watching the Canadians & British kinda takes the mystery out of it

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

I wish I loved anything as much as people in my neighborhood love covering their plants before a cold front come in

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

@wfaa Uh, did SMU leave the state?

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

@thephinsider

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

@MiamiDolphins

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

@thephinsider

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

For what reason is there nutritional information for unpopped microwave popcorn & also popped popcorn? Are they suggesting that there's a consumer choice? Also, where does the 2g of protein go when it's popped?

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

And this is the fool y'all mention in the same breath as MJ & Kobe? Cornball only cares about himself. OK, maybe they did, too. But a fake retirement to shill Henney? Nah

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

@thephinsider

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

So happy hundreds of people are also irrationally upset about Team Europe's curled shirt collars. And who let them wear red?

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

I'm starting to think the reason I read more these days is because I'm sick of listening to other people's shit

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

@wfaa This was at 11pm from SMU Blvd looking west. Was like this til after 2am. Seems kinda late for scoreboard tinkering, but it definitely had the entire bar puzzled

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

"I'm very sorry for your loss. Your mother was a terribly attractive woman" RIP Royal

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

@TepidP Sickening

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

God I'm so happy I detest the NBA. Absolutely disgusting display of ignorance tonight by the new owners of the Mavs. Gross

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

Your baseball team can spend as much money as they like, too, you know

[Dave Knefley @dmknefley]

This site is a cesspool, but nothing warms my heart like reading the MASSIVE number of Julian Hill hate tweets there are every week. We don't have much, but we've got that