After a year of a new water heater, it's leaking. @HWAHomeWarranty, who partially covered the replacement last time, just told me they can't do anything about it. If they can't, I will by cancelling my warranty.
My 9yo, playing with one of her creative games on the iPad:
What she said: I made a big asteroid!
What I heard: I made a big-ass droid!
Turns out it was the first thing.