hi

a lot

[SNICKERS @SNICKERS]

IT'S BAAAAAACK. The #SNICKLE #NationalPickleDay

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@Aria_sciascia @hay_rae13 Well the suspense is killing me. Whose side am I on?

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*hot cross buns

[𝐏𝐞𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐲 @pearlylondon]

I'm so glad I was taught how to play the recorder at school.

It has come in really handy in adult life, Lost count of the times I've resolved a difficult situation with a quick blast of three blind mice.

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@cruzboat19 I too like my pancakes with sugar and cinnamon

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Please look up a photo of Marco Rubio and check out the size of his ears. You’ll not be disappointed.

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@savannaestey The story of a girl who accidentally helped save the planet.

[dillonfrancis @DillonFrancis]

What’s better than a pair of my yeezys? My yeezys with 2 soup cans in it I guess. Giving these away for #DillonsPantry bc I have way too many pairs of shoes. RT to win (must be following)

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@JaceyLenz A culinary genius.

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Chopped: College Edition

Narrator: your ingredients are two slices Kraft American cheese, 1/2 loaf winco brand white bread and a cup of top ramen. Your time starts now.

Chefs: ...

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MaRdigRAs iN mOsCow

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This hurts

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Every time I get out of the shower I’m reminded why I don’t like to get out of the shower.

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“Everything else about him pisses me off but man can he pop your lower back.”

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This is silly I went ahead and did both.

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It’s 6:23 and my tendons are inflamed

[bb carrot @allisoncuret_]

It is now 6:21 and my tendons are also inflamed

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If 😂 isn’t your most frequently used emoji wtf is?

[Air @ayoair]

RT this if you watch Netflix with subtitles on I’m tryna prove a point

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@SarahGeidl I’ll never tell 🤥