The funniest thing is watching political people on Twitter take this seriously. Actually acting like anything of consequence is being said, or either candidate is making a point. So deep in the political weeds they can’t see this for the shitshow it is.
BACK BY POPULAR DEMAND (& by popular demand I mean one person DMing me asking when I’m gonna do this shit again) IT’S GIVEAWAY TIME BAYBAYYYYY!!!!
UP TO 4 ENTRIES POSSIBLE: 1 for a retweet + 1 for a favorite + 1 for tagging a friend + 1 for following my hoe ass!!!!
I am a:
⚪️ guy
⚪️ girl
🔘 plant
waiting for:
⚪️ a boyfriend
⚪️ a girlfriend
🔘 climate change to wipe out coastal cities so I can put my roots down in a corner store with an unlimited supply of tequila, juul pods, and your girlfriend