Dave Kirschner

Husband to 1. Father to 5. ER doc in Winnipeg, Manitoba, Canada.

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

[TLC girl band touring busy hospital]

Tour guide: ok now I’m going to show you the operating rooms. First we probably should change clothes

TLC: *look at each other*

Tour guide: do you guys want some Scrubs?

*hospital implodes*

[Dave Kirschner @dockirschner]

@GoodishIntent @MDaware

[alan drummond @alandrummond2]

So here's the thing. I love Cape Breton, the ocean, seafood, Nathalie McMaster and the wines of Nova Scotia. I would love a working holiday in a NS ER to help with these ridiculous closings. I'm betting some of my friends would too. We need a pan-Canadian medical license!

[Charles Esten @CharlesEsten]

Just finished 3 amazing shows at the @RoyalAlbertHall with these incredibly fine and funny friends. For two memorable days they made this venue historical AND hysterical!!✨ #WhoseLineIsItAnyway #WhoseLine30thAnniversary

[Ken Milne MD @TheSGEM]

SGEM Bottom Line: Treat a febrile child with antipyretics for comfort not to normalize the temperature or prevent a recurrent febrile seizure.

[Dr. Shadowgazer @DShadowgazer]

Me: *gesturing to chest* and your heart is right here

5 YO son: *sigh* tell me something I don’t know dad

Me: fine Santa isn’t real

5: what

Me: what

Wife: *clenched teeth death stare* WHAT

[Dr. Glaucomflecken @DGlaucomflecken]

Can you imagine how amazing doctoring would feel if we remembered our successes half as well as we remember our failures?

[Dan Halliwell @DanHalliwell1]

Powerful posters courtesy of Australian National Police Associations / Unions #ItsOkayToNotBeOkay #PoliceWelfare #mentalhealth #MentalHealthMatters

Shared from #NorthWalesPoliceFederation

[Dylan Robertson @withfilesfrom]

Liberals gave Quebec households a Christmas surprise of up to $25,000 for "inconvenience" related to asylum seekers. Manitobans will find their stockings empty.
“It’s just very surprising they did that on the down-low,” the reeve of Emerson, MB. said.
https://t.co/A2SfcIFpnv #wfp

[Adeeb Al-Quthami, MD. د/ اديب القثامي @dr_adeebq]

#cardiotwitter...An extraordinary Professor (likely Egyptian) teaching and recreating heart sounds/murmurs using a whiteboard and 🎤 ...a master in ❤️ auscultation! #cardiology #MedEd #cardioed #ACCFIT #eacvi #cardiovascular #cardio #medical_student #medicine #aha

[Dave Kirschner @dockirschner]

@TamaraMcColl @ChauPham_EM @Doc_CLR @UManitoba_Emerg I love the stockings in the pic!

[Dr.S.Radhakrishna @dr_yesarek]

Hand washing technique- gangam style! In a local hospital in India!

[Brooklyn Nine-Nine @brooklyn99]

Not to be dramatic, but this is going to be the best 95 seconds OF. YOUR. LIFE.

#Brooklyn99 makes the leap to @NBC Thursday, January 10.

[Dave Kirschner @dockirschner]

@DrSuperSalty Binoculars. A magnifying glass. An old TV to take a part with you.

[Christina Johns, MD MEd @DrCJohns]

“An ear infection! But last night they said his ears looked fine.”

They probably did. Reminder 2 all of us about that thing called progression of illness & not throwing colleagues under the bus w/a negative judgment just because the findings are different a day later.
#medicine

[Ashe Coxon @medcareerplan]

“Culture eats strategy for breakfast” an insightful talk by Dr Chris Jeffrey #CCIMMELB

[Chris Gray @cgraydoc]

Well, this is a bit of a stretch...

[WryBry @WryBry]

I wish you wealthy folks would pay Wikipedia so I can look things up in peace.