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I want to apologize for what I did to myself in the shower this morning. #metoo

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@madflavor hey uncle joey, you got the hook up on that good Chinese food hot mustard?

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Hey @united, I realize the ground crew can’t be out in lightening, but couldn’t they cover the rack? Everyone’s gate checked luggage has been getting soaked for the past half hour while we’ve been sitting on the tarmac waiting to leave. @DougStanhope, should have flown @Delta

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@DougStanhope I don’t know about body parts but how bout this.

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@DougStanhope My wife says thank you. She was the cancery lady in the front the first night. She had never seen you live before but loved the show. Plus she got a kick out of the fact that “Doug Stanhope picked on me.”

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@DougStanhope I know that you hate RT things for people as much as you hate music. But it’s a free stream, we make no money, and it’s our only show this year. 7:30pm EST tomorrow, happy hour concert stream. https://t.co/0Es2cRrsSl 😉

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@HenryLovesYou Link to our bands free live stream tomorrow night at 7:30pm EST. Would love you to join us and RT the link. Megustalations https://t.co/0Es2cRrsSl 😉

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Can’t we all just agree, that no matter who wins tonight, we’re fucked. #twopartysystemisajoke #septuagenarianforthewin

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@DougStanhope You just need to borrow some of @bingobingaman’s hair dye to get the right skin tone.

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@AllMyVeinsRDead I’m pretty sure Mitch agrees with @DougStanhope. Given the fact that he said to multiple different comdiens that he’d wouldn’t ever give it up and if it killed him so be it.

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In @JerrySeinfeld voice “I thought I had come to terms with the new normal. Shelter in place...I understand, social distancing....got it. Even the having to wear masks everywhere...we...go,....I’ll deal with it........But What Kinda World Are We Living In...WHEN IT SNOWS IN MAY!”

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If you could send this back in time four years who would think this was reality.

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@JamieVernon Had Chiefs 4, 9ers 0 for my pool. Luckily my wife had Chiefs 1, 9ers 0. 😁

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@DougStanhope you see your girl @Roxyfighter. Hope you put some money on her tonight

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Thanks @DougStanhope @oliviadoesbits and @beckercomedy for a great show.

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@gregchaille is @DougStanhope signing stuff tonight? I’ve got this shirt from a 5k to promote awareness about addiction. Was hoping to have him sign a spot in the “In loving memory of” section.

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@KathrynBertine @DougStanhope If you’re ever in the Glens Falls area, between Lake George and Saratoga in ADKs, and looking for someone to fill in for Doug, my wife and I would be down for a ride. We do 20/30 mile rides and we’re Mountain Biking on trails/roads, we’d be happy to have you join us for one. 🚵‍♀️

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@CleanJab Put his arms down straight at his sides

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I put the time cause I know you want to hear it without listening to the whole 2hr 25min podcast. Also, you had to google Mengele to figure out who he was, right?

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@bertkreischer, you got a shout out on @LPontheleft’s show about Josef Mengele, 1hr 8 min 30ish seconds.