C.J. May

Cyber Security Architect | Whiskey Enthusiast | Distance Runner | 🕵️: @lawndoc |
personal anthem:

[FloTrack @FloTrack]

Whatever it takes to get the meet done on time

[Cross Country Probs @CrossProb]

The first exchange in the 40 team 4x400 was crazy

[IHSAA @IHSAA]

💥Quentin Nauman: The first ever in #iahstrk to go under 4 minutes in the 1600. It’s 3:59.60 in a remarkable day for the Western Dubuque junior, winning the 3A 🧢 and getting a standing ovation from Drake Stadium.
🏅 https://t.co/HynQwdbwff

[C.J. May @doctormay6]

@FreyaMayTheCat @bluebuffalo @Litter_Robot It's true

[Justin Tinsley @JustinTinsley]

Noah Lyles just might have changed the game lol

[Robert Griffin III @RGIII]

USA’s Cole Hocker IS COLD BLOODED as he pulls off the MASSIVE UPSET to win Olympic Gold in the 1500m in Paris.

Yared Nuguse took Bronze.

Two Americans haven’t been on the podium of the 1500m at the Olympics since 1912.

USA Middle Distance IS BACK!!!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Steven Spielberg confirms ‘READY PLAYER TWO’ is in the works.

He will only produce this film.

(Source: https://t.co/ozlNsZw3Wu)

[FloTrack @FloTrack]

An insane 44.49 world record in the men’s 400m from @UGATrack’s Christopher Morales Williams at the SEC Indoor Championships.

[C.J. May @doctormay6]

@QuikThinx_AT @yoadri_n Everyone thinks programming languages are for software engineers and there's no in between or broader applicability. Imagine a world where we taught everyone programming as deeply as we go with math.

[C.J. May @doctormay6]

@HennieLudick @AdrianDittmann Can't wait to be driving down the road like this

[C.J. May @doctormay6]

@scottastevenson @_facts_matter @Austen Can you please elaborate on this for someone who is newer to investing terminology? What happens when S&P500 collectively becomes overvalued by 2x, 5x, 30x, etc? Eventual market correction? Worse?

If I'm 26 years old, does this not normalize over the next 30 years (on average)?

[C.J. May @doctormay6]

@jamiequint @robsaker @bradsimantel @Austen The solution to this is to take the number of years you expect to hold, slide that window across multiple start/end dates, and take the average of those returns.

I'll let someone less lazy and more curious than me figure this out.

[Bryan Cheong @bryancsk]

us when AGI realises that humans are still the best classifier systems for a few weird tasks

[C.J. May @doctormay6]

Somehow ended up with 2 Marty McFly ornaments, but it's okay because technically it's canon

[C.J. May @doctormay6]

Too easy
$3 light meat
$5 mashed 🥔🐐
$3 casserole (Grandma May doesn't miss)
$1 cream corn
$2 pecan pie 🤤😩
$3 gravy
$1 Hawaiian rolls

$18 - keep the change

[Fantasy Football Today @FFToday]

BUILD YOUR LINEUP

[C.J. May @doctormay6]

Some day we will look at pictures like these and wonder how so many houses were unironically this bland

[Julie Chang @JulieChangRE]

Oh my, this house is GRAY GRAY GRAY

The LVP is gray, the kitchen is gray, the carpet is gray, the bathrooms are gray, the exterior paint is gray!!

Who loves it lol?
https://t.co/sRfmubAIhd

[Jonathan Gault @jgault13]

Kenya's Kelvin Kiptum -- who 12 months ago had never run a marathon -- wins the 2023 Chicago Marathon in a world record of 2:00:35.

That crushes Eliud Kipchoge's previous record, set one year ago, by 34 seconds.

Unbelievable.
https://t.co/TjZb0T50mB

[C.J. May @doctormay6]

@CitiusMag Tbh I didn't take Jakob's comments to be disrespectful. Jakob knows it's pointless to compare himself to other athletes because he can only control his own performance.

I took the comment as he wasn't holding a grudge because Kerr was just better than him that day.

[C.J. May @doctormay6]

@ChamberofFit Sedentary

[C.J. May @doctormay6]

@Alan_Couzens I'd love to see more graphs like this or a graph of averages from a larger sample size. I also have a question: how does total weekly volume change the distributions in the graph? You mentioned in another tweet that this athlete is doing ~1000min/wk