Peter Dodson

I'm allergic to nuts, all nuts, and seafood too. No I've never tried them. Yes I'm sure I'm allergic. Haha, yes I should have a fish-nut sandwich.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

This is insane….it’s straight up torture and a ridiculous waste of taxpayer money

[Dustin Nickerson @DustinNickerson]

Jesus to Judas when he asks who’s gonna betray him

[Ricky @MrRickySpanish]

Me when my wife says she doesn’t know where our daughter got her attitude from

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

you have a better chance of seeing a unicorn than Zack cheesing like this.

[Phillies Tailgate @PhilsTailgate]

Derek Hill robs a Home Run!!

[Cole Weintraub @WeintraubCole]

The Phillies are the first team in MLB history to hit a go-ahead HR in the 9th inning in three straight games.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

Please enjoy this absolutely electric Franzke call of Derek Hill's first home run as a Phillie 🔥

[Matt Gelb @MattGelb]

Derek Hill is jumping up and down as he rounds the bases. For the second straight night, down to their last strike, the Phillies go ahead. Unbelievable.

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

DO YOU GET DÉJÁ VU

[Brian Tyler Cohen @briantylercohen]

Trump will release the video evidence of vandals cutting a 350 ft gash in the Reflecting Pool lining when he releases the Epstein files, and proof that the 2020 election was stolen, and evidence that the ICE agents who killed Americans acted in self defense, and

[Emoluments Clause @Emolclause]

#BREAKING: Hayes: I’m not an expert but even I didn’t expect the material to be peeling off in a number of DAYS. What exactly did they do there? 😂

Maxine Joselow: “What I can say is that federal contracting records and internal Park Service documents show that this material that they spread on the bottom of the Reflecting Pool to waterproof the bottom is called Rhino Liner 5000. It is a polyurethane coating that is typically used in truck bed liners and in pipes including water pipes and sewage pipes, and It is NOT typically used in swimming pools or in large water basins like the Reflecting Pool.” 🙄🤦‍♀️

[James Tate @JamesTate121]

Step 1: Remove filters in Reflecting Pool because Obama put them in.
Step 2: Give your criminal neighbor who runs "Greenwater Services" a $20 million no-bid contract to paint the pool.
Step 3: Fill the pool with water from the Potomac River, the phosphates from which cause algae blooms.
Step 4: Freshly sealed pool and extreme heat result in a super scum event
Step 5: Direct National Park Service to dump hydrogen peroxide into the pool which causes the paint to peel.
Step 5: Deploy US National Guard to stop people from taking photos of the swamp as a perfect metaphor for the administration.
Step 6: Blame someone else.

[Peter Dodson @dodos43]

@PPhan89 @UnderdogNBA @ShamsCharania Think about that a bit more my guy.

[derek guy @dieworkwear]

@IngrahamAngle I will talk to my friends in the AlgaeBTQ+ community about these outside algaetators. I will stop it.

[The Bulwark @BulwarkOnline]

Trump on the reflecting pool: "If you had a knife, you can't even cut it."

Also, Trump on the reflecting pool: "They cut it."

[Jim Salisbury @JimSalisbury215]

Phillies were 10.5 games out a month ago. Now 6.5 out. Progress. Their run differential was minus 54 at manager change. Now minus 4. https://t.co/KDzuVTh2V9

[Absolutely Hammered @ah_pod]

Kyle Schwarber 3 homer game and Bryce Harper cycle. 15-3.

[Wu Tang is for the Children @WUTangKids]

Wow Mark Carney gave an incredible speech to Team Canada after they beat Qatar 6-0….and the guy knows ball….🇨🇦💪….imagine having this….Trump would go in there talking about his ballroom and drone port

[MLB @MLB]

First Hit ✅
First Home Run ✅
First Standing Ovation ✅

Gabriel Rincones Jr. is already having an unforgettable night!

[Philadelphia Phillies @Phillies]

🚨 FIRST HIT FIRST HOMER 🚨

GABRIEL RINCONES JR. WELCOME TO THE BANK