Megan Melissa

All the things...in due time. ❤️💫

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@iamtheonlytank @wcchen @JaymalGreen …. Or, and hear me out. You could literally just google it instead of hypothesizing your feelings on twitter? 🤷‍♀️

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@JaymalGreen Literally anything.

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@brianeskow Sounds like your on one helluva rebound in the other direction. May you find your reasonable and true middle someday after you work through the trauma you’ve experienced.

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@MwAw1956 @DonaldJTrumpJr You’re right the rambling incoherent non-sequiturs and metaphors that go no where need to stop. Let’s also get someone in there who doesn’t shit their pants, lose their dentures in their mouth and understands basic government frameworks, how to work with allied forces!

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@Michianajones @akafacehots @harris_wins Did you see that the Dude showed up to the Harris Zoom Call for white guys?

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@EndWokeness Or is it smart? You wouldn’t know.

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@GypsyEyes9 @Tessemaes My husband found a recipe for the original Tess green goddess dressing! Let me know if you want it and I’m happy to send it. 💚

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@midnight What the heck is going on with @XfinitySupport ? I can’t watch this new show with audio live OR in the replay - the sound is immediately cut off no matter how I try to watch it.

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@sheilaevans11 @1realtortommy @Neo1Leo @Sassafrass_84 @JoeBiden Starting to think you are the devil Sheila…

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@ConnieLee26860 @Neo1Leo @Sassafrass_84 @JoeBiden Lol at least he knows which way to hold the Bible.

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@KDbyProxy @Neo1Leo @Sassafrass_84 @JoeBiden Apparently googling is too tough these days…. So nice of you to do their research for them.

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@billieeilish absolute STUNNER of a performance on SNL tonight. Bigger and bigger fan everyday.

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

Why is Auckland, New Zealand trending for the keywords associated with flow states over the Past 30 days ?https://t.co/kJVNcBn9Yg

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@sixfootbrit @NanoMan10391739 @Micahroshambo @tedfrank @ThreeFrinker Nailed it. These folks don’t seem to understand what they are talking about. (Shocking, I know).

But I’m sure by diving the nation into left and right Elon will sell a lot more Grok. Smart guy, just not forthright in his methods and intentions.

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@edsheeran @MarkSurridge Lightening delays and sleepy 10 yo daughter had the makings of a disaster of a night. Ed came on stage the world changed. We received a call during that a family member transitioned due to cancer right as Ed started playing Photograph. It was magical. TY Ed for sharing your gift

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

Watching Sofia and @KevinHart4real tonight is so real and fantastic. I want to be bffs (with attitude) with both. You both have a room in Boulder. We can ask my husband later.

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@bennyjohnson Lol I think you posted the wrong video. If Anderson Cooper is ‘on the verge of tears’ then you sir are a blubbering mess.

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

As AirBnb hosts ourselves, I’m surprised you 1. Allow hosts to charge outside of the platform given its against your own policies and 2. Won’t enforce this rule and give us a full refund.

We are not comfortable with any part of this.

[Megan Melissa @doeseatoats]

@AirbnbHelp just got off a 45 minute call with support hotline who told us it’s ok for a host to 1. require a guest to sign a contract outside of AirBnb that 2. legally binds us to pay the host outside of the Airbnb platform

[michelle huang @michellehuang42]

i trained an ai chatbot on my childhood journal entries - so that i could engage in real-time dialogue with my "inner child"

some reflections below: