Hartley

I’m a dog that tells my hoomans what to tweet for me. Hobbies include playing with my Lammy, sleeping and demanding attention.

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

My dad is in Twitter jail for 12 hours for this tweet. #FreeHussy

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

I can rent @dog_muppet for $500 an hour?

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

@dog_muppet @MeatSauce1 @Kel_Sauce Was looking for you in the card. Are you back by the window?

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

@hussy_van New year, new me

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

@hussy_van Smartley wins every time!

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

@hussy_van I didn’t even like being dressed up as Lammy and I love Lammy. Don’t get any ideas, hooman.

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

@Kel_Sauce @Patty9102 @jkristo222 Beautiful! And the hoomans look nice, too.

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

@hussy_van Don’t mess with my lammers or I will go full Liam Nelson on you. I have a special set of skills.

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

@shanateee @WMPhoenixOpen @WasteManagement @tpcscottsdale No chance. I’m going to be in the stands on 16 and pissing more than the drunk ASU kids.

[Rob Yong @rob_yong_]

If anyone can guess my first 2 hole cards (Eg Jc5d) in @PokerStars PSPC $250K Super High Roller I will give them a 10% freeroll

Just add a guess & RT. Starts at 9pm Bahamas time

* split if > 1 person guesses (sorry if I’m not a great player but it’s free )

KTF Rob 🏆

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

@rob_yong_ @PokerStars 2c4c

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

My life is so terrible when @shanateee isn’t home.

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

@hussy_van Also, it’s not like anyone would have slipped on it. There was that sign to warn people.

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

@hussy_van I HAD TO GO!

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

@hussy_van Damn right. You should feel lucky I let you hoomans throw Lammy for me.

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

My dad is going to return to @Twitter in a little over an hour and will be spitting hot fire.

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

My dad is in Twitter jail for 12 hours for this tweet. #FreeHussy

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

If @elonmusk likes to eat dog shit, I’ll gladly help him out.

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

Did @elonmusk have ribs removed to be able to suck himself off because his wife left him for Chelsea Manning? A lot of dogs are barking about this.

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

If saying Get naked! in a tweet is targeted harassment, will this account get suspended as well? I’m a dog and can see that @elonmusk is a terrible CEO. Still, I support his right to engage in consensual sexual acts, including getting fucked in the ass with a parking cone.

[Hartley @dog_Hartley]

@hussy_van @LawyerLambert @muchado33