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[meg “Yooper” bitchell @MeganBitchell]

Started watching Cape Fear but had to turn it off because it reminded me too much of something that happened to my friend Bart

[madi ☠︎ @ASTR0ZOMBIEZ]

😭

[Deus ♱ @DeadMansRequiem]

I feel bad for this generation of young gamers man like imagine being one of these young niggas tryna muster up the courage to ask your mom for an 80 dollar game let alone 100

[HH @stev1ewrightfan]

I am gobsmacked every single time I open that app

[queer and loathing in las gaygas @cantsmokehere]

norm macdonald weekend update joke

[dan @Dansplainer]

it's pretty high brow conversation you might not get it https://t.co/WOEqvTjcfH

[luken @Knukenice]

All timer

[✰ @breathinjennies]

this tweet being the moment we were freed

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

I know comparing modern society to Idiocracy is really played out but man

[claire @clairerrrrrrrr]

THIS ISNT MY FUCKING KID BRO

[That Wine Guy 🍷 @thatwineguy68]

Nothing better than a glass of #RedWine...🍷 Except maybe #Men 😄 #Yep #ImGay 🌈

[Sofoets @mosuyanagi]

one of the funniest videos ever to me man

[matt bernstein @mattxiv]

i cannot think of a more perfectly distilled example of why so many survivors of sexual assault don’t come forward

[Zack Stentz @MuseZack]

I will never in a million years understand why these guys think it's some kind of an own when they point out that the Civil Rights Movement wasn't random but actually incredibly strategic and organized and aware of optics when they planned their civil disobedience campaigns.

[New Liberals 🇺🇦🇹🇼🌐 @CNLiberalism]

The Chinese will look at you with a straight face and say “we think in centuries” as they plunge into a demographic crisis caused by one-child policy

[latke @latkedelrey]

posts like this make me want to throw my phone into concrete with all my strength over and over until its in 1,000 pieces on the ground

[NewsWire @NewsWire_US]

Trump Has Now Fallen Asleep on Camera More Times Than Biden