Ahshlin

Disney. Deadlifts. Dragons. your local cyber security evangelical, opinions are my own

[⁵⁄₉ @fiveoutofnine]

So basically, today PHP got two critical bugs that let anyone run code on your server without even logging in, which is bad, and then the details leaked before the patch was even out, which is worse, and it works on WordPress and MediaWiki and Magento and Joomla and Laravel, and Censys says like 1.5 million servers are running a version with no fix, so the NSA was like "take your system offline," and the FBI was like "take your system offline," and CISA and the UK and CERT-EU were all like "take your system offline," and then the Prime Minister of Japan, the actual Prime Minister, posted at 5:55 in the morning telling 48.8 million people to take their system offline, so everyone took their system offline, like the Dutch cybersecurity agency took its own website offline, and the Dutch parliament went offline, and the Port of Rotterdam went offline, and Finland and France and Denmark started pulling government sites, and Wikipedia went down, and https://t.co/QlOXb3COq3 went down, and Asana and GOG and Something Awful went down, and the University of Vienna's webmail went down for some reason, and that's just PHP. Because GitLab also dropped a CVSS 10.0, which is the highest score they give out, for a bug that's been there since 2014, so that's every self-hosted GitLab for twelve years, and then LiteLLM 1.107.0 got hijacked and shipped a credential stealer and a remote access trojan in every single wheel and the Docker images, including latest, and you didn't even have to import it, just installing it was enough, and it's the second time this year, and then Railway paused every deployment on the entire platform because someone got into the environment variables, so now everyone has to rotate every secret they've ever stored there, and TiDB Cloud said someone was walking around inside with stolen credentials for basically a month and an extortion group says they took 10.6 terabytes, and Zeabur got breached for the second time in two months and is just shutting down, like the whole company, and Node.js patched remote code execution and a TLS bypass, and CISA says Plex is being actively exploited, and someone took over 300 Tor exit relays to steal SSH passwords, and SafePay ransomware has hit over 600 critical infrastructure orgs, and India's biggest bank filed a data loss incident, and Japan has been in an official state of emergency in cyberspace since October 9, which honestly explains the 5:55 AM post. Oh, and eMudhra, a certificate authority that's issued over 60 million certificates, whose entire job is proving websites are who they say they are, was supposed to be using private keys that are random numbers over a hundred digits long, and one of them was 4. Just 4. And the others were like 66 and 237. Anyway, it's Wednesday.

[JustJake @ThatJakeKid91]

US Parks in such stupid conditions that we’re announcing repairs at D23

[barney @barneyxbt]

let me make sure i’m understanding this correctly

the supreme court is refunding all tariff money back to corporations.

the same corporations that didn’t pay a single cent of those tariffs to begin with.

they passed every dollar directly to you through higher prices on everything you buy

you went to the store and paid more for groceries. you paid more for clothes. for car parts. for literally everything.

that money came out of YOUR pocket not theirs

and now the refund goes to THEM?

the corporations who used the tariffs as an excuse to raise prices even higher than the tariff itself and pocket the difference

the american people funded the tariffs.

the corporations profited off the tariffs.

and now the corporations get a refund on money they never spent in the first place
and nobody in washington thinks the people who actually paid should get the money back.

not a single person has even suggested it

guess we are never getting our DOGE checks either

this country does not work for you.

it works for them. it’s a joke

and they’re not even pretending anymore

[kt • MET RENEÉ @copewithanymore]

the amount of people who abandoned their pets when they ran to safety through the fires… a big FUCK YOU TO EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOU. they trusted you with their life the moment you took them home and YOU JUST LEFT THEM?!?!?! what happened to loving them through thick and thin????

[Vans Warped Tour @VansWarpedTour]

y’all really got warped tour back before gta 6

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

Inside you, there are 2 wolves 🐺 🐺

[Dr. Julie Gurner @drgurner]

Controversial take: Americans should be allowed to fully own their own property.

Once Paid off, it cannot be taken from you.

It should be yours fully, and you no longer owe/pay property taxes.

You are already taxed many other ways (income, etc)
No push for this?

[Jess Siswick @tinymallet]

Preparing for the D23 parks panel

[Brevard Scanner @ScannerBrevard]

Satellite Beach got a call from a woman who said workers at a home under construction appeared to be drinking beer in their truck and she "would hate to see them drive" after. An officer responded and determined no beer involved. The woman called back and asked if he had checked the drink in the cup holder. Dispatch relayed this to the officer and he replied with anger in his voice "tell her it's a Pepsi!"

[State of the Scene @SOTSPodcast]

Knuckle Puck released Copacetic on this day 9 years ago.

[Cat @catarroni]

Disney is such a coward they won’t say “69th anniversary” they’re calling it “the road to 70 years”

[Ahshlin @dolewhipdragon]

I love living in the age where we can cyberbully a president

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

Let me say this as clearly as I can:

I’m the sitting President of the United States.

I’m the nominee of the Democratic party.

I’m staying in the race.

[lunatic 🌒 @yumna_1017]

If someone is bothering you about wearing sunscreen it means they love you

[fka twenty one royal street @_21royalstreet]

If you’re a DVC member & you’re celebrating removing an opening day WDW attraction so you can go into a room & get a free soda & some goldfish crackers then I truly do not understand what about the Disney experience it was that convinced you to buy a 50 year timeshare contract.

[Ahshlin @dolewhipdragon]

I’ve only had mimosas this morning not even a single coffee :((((((( oh no

[Justin @JustThomp]

you wouldn't last an hour in the asylum where they raised me

[Colleen Anthony @colleen6124]

@WallStreetApes FDA is a worthless department. Get rid of them or make them do their job.

[Gratuitous Theme Parks @GratThemeParks]

It’s his day

[Ahshlin @dolewhipdragon]

Noobs

[R A W S A L E R T S @rawsalerts]

🚨#BREAKING: Thousands of people are witnessing a spectacular jellyfish vapor across night sky

📌#LosAngeles | #California

Currently, across Southern California and into Arizona, millions are witnessing a spectacular event after SpaceX launched their Falcon 9 rocket from Vandenberg Air Force Base in California, producing a stunning jellyfish-like vapor trail. Some people are concerned, thinking it might be a nuclear warhead launching or even calling it a UFO, but it’s just SpaceX doing their thing.

[Quiver Quantitative @QuiverQuant]

The TikTok bill was introduced last Tuesday.

It took 8 days for it to get passed by the House.

The Ban Congressional Stock Trading Act was introduced by Senator Jon Ossoff in 2022.

It has been 792 days, and it still has not been voted on.