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BLACK/TRANS LIVES MATTER. STOP ASIAN HATE. Book nerd. Writer. Teacher. Theater geek. Cat lady. Riot grrrl. Probably watching Murder, She Wrote. she/her

[It’s me, Morticia🖤🕷 @doll_furious]

Super excited to have my first piece for @The_Belladonnas come out today! If you like nerdy literature jokes about classic female characters, this one's for you!

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"To be eaten alone in your room whilst fantasizing about your eccentric employer. Ignore howls from the attic. It’s totally fine." By @doll_furious https://t.co/KyaKsuMFvw

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@moniza_hossain So similar to “ain’t” it might be in use but is still technically not grammatically correct

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@moniza_hossain People are actually saying “would’ve” which is the contraction for “would have” which is grammatically correct, as in “Never would have guessed.” “Would of” is not correct even if it’s come into common use because people are saying or writing what they think they’re hearing

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@clhubes Ha! I’m rewatching Bones now but I don’t know DC well enough to notice! 😂 That’s usually me with Boston or NYC

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@iconawrites Someone should tell this Paul guy that everything written after about 1500 is technically Modern English even if it doesn’t appeal to his elementary school reading level 🙄

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@MoiraDonegan I was a baby queer in Brooklyn around this time and I swear they look familiar! Probably saw them on the dance floor at Cattyshack. What a time to be alive

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@tveitidk See if anything comes of it

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@WhiskeyMcJoy A true queen

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@holymolymemes @zachsgotlife It’s online now!! https://t.co/5HqQB2Q9SF

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The memorial for Gavin Creel was absolutely beautiful and I may never recover from the cast of HAIR singing Let the Sunshine In to say goodbye to their Claude ✌🏻☀️🌻🩷

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@holymolymemes @zachsgotlife I did but it’s too long to post 😭

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@zachsgotlife It was a stunning and devastating tribute. I took a video but it’s too long to post here 😭

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@ThatEricAlper You’ve Got to Hide Your Love Away by The Beatles

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@Ashy_slashee

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@lllliatttt Mount Holyoke grad here - can confirm. 😂 Also the confused people clearly have never done musical theatre - people get obsessed with each other, especially during emotional shows

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@molochofficial Cabaret is work of unadulterated genius and also so explicitly queer for a film made in the 70s and set in the late 20s that it’s surprising to think about it in this context!

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@AriaAber Feeling it but not doing it…I need to do it!

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@offbeatorbit Autocorrect is going wild these days. The other day instead of “Happy birthday” my phone changed it to “Happy goth rat” which I am immediately trademarking

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@AlannaBennett OG fan of him in Broadchurch over here

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@JohnWascavage Then that 20-something heard the opening prologue and was like WELL DAMN 😂 🔪☠️

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@ItsRainingBen 🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️🤦🏻‍♀️