@RabbiPoupko What a wonderful tale about a slave being humiliated taxed and exiled, in which the US is the slave to Israel in this allegory. At least we're being honest now!
Youpeng Tang: "I used to read a lot about the Bosnian War and how horrific it was for civilians. What I didn’t expect was to watch SoFi Stadium in Los Angeles get taken over by Bosnians, turning it into something close to their home game.
I talked to a few of them. For the Bosnian diaspora scattered across this foreign land, this match was a giant reunion. When this song, Ljiljani, started playing, I saw some of them in tears.
Many were in their 50s and 60s. Most likely came to the States in the 1990s, fleeing the war. And now here they are, with their American-raised kids, singing this old song. I didn’t ask much. But when this song started and the gray-haired ones teared up, you understood - some songs were never just songs."
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@larryelder Lebanon has 1/59th the population of the US, so by your logic that's like 1062 Americans killed and 1947 injured. How should Lebanon react?
@robynngarfield Because 1. This was a completely unnecessary vanity project 2. He ignored everyone telling him how to do it right if he's gonna do it at all 3. His own workaround solution fucking sucks
@elonmusk Listen to that voice in your head that keeps you up at night and keeps telling you that no one likes you. It's right and you should do it, that's the only thing that'll redeem you. Go out like your hero
Introducing the Scottish-American travel dictionary 🇺🇸🏴
We’ve put together this guide to keep the Tartan Army out of trouble in the States.
Read carefully to avoid confusing the locals, deeply offending the country, or being interrogated by Homeland Security over a sandwich.
@michelletandler In time, I can't wait for your grandkids and their friends to publicly distance themselves from you and pretend like you were never really a big part of their family
This is biblical.
A woman in her eighties. Ten years into Alzheimer's. Hadn't spoken a full sentence in five years.
Takes one, 5 gram dose of psilocybin.
She slept 19 hours and woke up and spoke for hours about her life, recognized family and held real conversations. She regained bladder control after five years, walked on her own. and dressed herself. Gains held for weeks.
@shoujowife Human milk fed directly to a human baby in a normal hygienic setting is not remotely the same as cow milk collected, mixed with hundreds of other cow's milks, and transported from hundreds of miles away at times while the cows walk around in their own piss and shit