Decadent Dad

Heartbreaker. Feminist. Explorer. Rake. The world is in moral turpitude and I’m trying my best to contribute. Divorced dad. Persistent cacoethes.

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

I wrote this really funny tweet once, which loads of people liked and showed just how adorable and desirable I am, so I pinned it to the top of my Twitter profile. This isn’t it though.

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

#PS5Share, #CallofDutyModernWarfareII

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

#PS5Share, #CallofDutyModernWarfareII

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

@BorisJohnson We were still in the EU when we rolled out the vaccines. It had NOTHING to do with Brexit. Boris is lying to you. Again.

[Will Marlowe @SoCalAuthor]

FFS, Disney. Who did you hire to work on social media??

If you don’t see it right away, keep looking folks.

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

@Avis Thanks @Avis US but this is an @AvisUK problem, and they haven’t responded yet.

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

This is a bald tyre I’ve just taken off my @AvisUK rental after the car started fishtailing. It’s completely illegal to drive on but there’s no spare and no locking nut so I can’t change it. It’s 2C/35F but @avis aren’t answering the phone ‘cos they’ve gone home #avisdoesnotcare

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

@SapphireOnFire Liquorice taste tester

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

@SueBarnish @SkipMcQueen @cactus_woman Curious - what dishonesty?

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

@VictoriaPeckham I hate to tell you this, Janice, but the GRR bill has nothing to do with sexual assault.

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

@just_liv80 @laureng5783 If it’s about UK law, sure. Please message me.

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

@TheFunPost1 Clickbait. None of the pictures featured here are in the article, and everything in the article is common knowledge.

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

@DIYRealLife Clickbait. None of the pictures featured here are in the article, and everything in the article is common knowledge.

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

Why does ⁦@KingCharlesUK⁩ not know that his mother, The Queen, died aged 96, not 95? ⁦@yorkpress⁩ ⁦@RoyalFamily⁩ https://t.co/LqCQ6NuI7o

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

@CouchPotatoUK @ladbible I know you’re a couch potato, Wesley, but how are you that thick?

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

Happy New Year!!

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

@anon_opin #facts

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

@anon_opin This is so true.

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

Should people with no detailed information be used to form intelligent debate?

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Should Congress approve the $1.7 trillion omnibus spending bill?

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

@buzzerilla I’ll save you wasting your time: None of the images shown here are in this article.

[Decadent Dad @DomDecDivDad]

@TateTheTalisman Tell us you’re terrible in bed without telling us you’re terrible in bed.