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[Greensboro Police Department @GSO_Police]

If your cocaine dealer shorted you and didn’t supply you with the full amount of product, contact us at 336-373-2222 to file an official complaint.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

And ofcourse...that of Jacob Juma https://t.co/sUyQPUS53V

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Transparency, Accoubtability, sustainable development. The #LindaMwananchiMovement promise is to make all project contracts available to the public in conformity with these three Constitutional Values. We all know why the Ruto regime hides these agreements. From Bomas to Talanta to Rironi highway to Lamu refinery, we are being robbed blind.

#LindaKatiba

[James @MrJamesKe]

Si wapigane tu basi😂

[Stephen Mutoro @smutoro]

How they used the long contract to steal and conceal massive theft of billions from the Bomas project;
♦️ A secret contract. 390 pages. Parliament has demanded it for months. The Ministry of Defence refused to table it. Now @StandardKenya has it.
♦️ The Bomas convention complex was approved at Sh31.7bn in 2023. It's now Sh45.1bn.
♦️ That's a Sh13bn jump. No ministry has publicly explained it.
♦️ Look at the "Add Sums":
✅3% for design: Sh856.8m
✅1% for security: Sh285.6m
✅5% provisional sum: Sh1.42bn
♦️ Total: Sh2.57bn. None of it is tied to steel, concrete or labour. Procurement experts call it a corruption allowance.
♦️ Then there's a flat Sh4.97bn for import taxes. No actual customs assessments.
♦️ Add Sh3.56bn for the presidential area fit-out. And Sh18.1m for termite prevention.
♦️ The Auditor-General says direct procurement was approved on Feb 17, 2025, while a tender process was still ongoing.
♦️ Kenyans have a right to know how their money is spent @EACCKenya

[NextOfKin @Okumu_001]

Kuna siku mzae ameletwa na taxi saa tisa usiku akiwa amelewa, kwenda kufungua gate akaniambia nipande mti nichunie dereva ovacado

[BRINGA @BRINGA_007]

To the loan apps that helped me at my lowest. I just don't know how to repay you.

[bad since 02’ @milansbuss]

P diddy akiona haga za Onyango Tate huko yuwes prisons

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Most awaited world events;Return of Jesus;Peace in the middle East;The fall of William Ruto.Confirmation of the existence of Aliens.

[Edwin Sifuna @edwinsifuna]

Its a beautiful day in the Capital, Nairobi. Another day that the Lord has made to stand up against the dictatorship of william ruto.

[tomilola @modoluwamuade]

your heart’s not in it.

[Grandson @Isaac304ktrey]

'G tokea kesho road trip hizo sides za Kericho'

[Edgar @e_odeo]

4yrs jamaa hajakuwa akiweka mafuta kwa gari. This week ameanza ku fuel from pocket at 224.

Lazima utakuwa mgonjwa 😂.

[☔ @Whotfismick]

i’m so glad i got the chance to experience this shi

[Shoba Gatimu @shobanes]

Kenyatta National Hospital has received Ksh. 130M in donations including 96 orthopedic beds. Presiding over the ceremony, Duale urged private sector to support health industry to achieve UHC. We also just blew 700 million on an exhibition sports match. We are led by idiots.

[Nganga @Nganga_onee]

"Tumekukujia ukagraduate"

[𝐘𝐁ee @YBNBA__]

Sisi hatuna hata issue na loan yako, just name one lecturer from North Carolina university

[Brian Mbunde ™ @Brianmbunde]

Neither shocked nor surprised.

[Greg fourtwenty🥦 @broccoliboygreg]

Watching lupin get away with these disguises was annoying as fuck