Modern Fart Denier

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

F*** Da Po-Lice!!!

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

@Wilnerness590 @GrillCheese49 Did it make them want to Cry? 😉

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

@skagg_3 A rose by any other name...but I do prefer Skagg.

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

@Wilnerness590 #HHExperts In a walk off grand slam how are the runs counted for the batter after the game winner is scored?

[Marcus Stroman @STR0]

Progress daily.

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

@andreactually @JulieSLalonde @sevenbowie @a_standal No, your not correct. Go to 'Controversies' section. https://t.co/STT4tbIWii

[Norm Kelly @norm]

Every time you RT or LIKE this tweet, @McGregorSocks will donate a pair of men's socks to a shelter for #FathersDay!

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

@TedMcMeekin Isn't hiring based on gender prohibited in Ontario? Or has something changed?

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

@BlueJaysMoves I didn't realize those three were all in the same draft class. That's amazing.

[Scott Westerfeld @ScottWesterfeld]

Plot idea: 97% of the world's scientists contrive an environmental crisis, but are exposed by a plucky band of billionaires & oil companies.

[Anthony Rizzo @ARizzo44]

At age 18 I was diagnosed with Cancer. At age 23 I was named an MLB All-Star. #GreatnessOvercomes

[Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson]

From the top of Burj Khalifa in Dubai, daytime Ramadan fasting lasts 2-min longer due later sunsets.

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

Absolutely brilliant! https://t.co/t9NEXOWHmT

[Scot @theurparanoid]

@skagg_3 approved. https://t.co/7Drcrg1BLe

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

...and then this comes up in my TL, LOL!

@BENDOVERFAM @hi_hat_truth https://t.co/ETyAzLrHp1

[African Proverbs @AfricanProverbs]

Do not argue with a fool, for people will not be able to tell between the two of you. ~Igbo Proverb

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

@BENDOVERFAM @hi_hat_truth We are just having a gentlemen's disagreement.

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

@hi_hat_truth @BENDOVERFAM That's a weird assertion, considering I'm focused on your argument and you are focused directly on me.

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

@hi_hat_truth @BENDOVERFAM You cannot be serious. I am just calling you out on a weak point and what seems to be misguided faux outrage.

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

@hi_hat_truth @BENDOVERFAM Ad hominems? Solid argument. You obviously can't support your initial point. Lol.

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

@MizheTdot @Sportsnet @MikeyJ_MMA He never brought it when he needed to though. I will say the Carwin fight was awesone.

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

@Sportsnet @MikeyJ_MMA Hopefully he is fighting a toddler, the fans are pretty sick of seeing the dude crumble.

[Modern Fart Denier @donbrown78]

@hi_hat_truth @BENDOVERFAM @CBCNews You're kidding? You know that pic isn't real life right? They are imaginary monsters, in a movie.