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pep out #votemaldy

[PedsanUT @PedsanUT]

5 less promo teams means going from 52 to 47 promo weeks btw😂

[Corey Seidman @CoreySeidman]

There are a thousand things you could say about Yordan Alvarez’ season. 3 of my favorites:

[Joey Hahne 👀🥞🧸 @JoeyHahne]

River Ryan now suddenly falls out of the top 100.

[MLB Nerds @MLBNerds]

Everyone who makes the LAD out as *not* being the bad guy is missing the mark. Yes, they are doing what they should for the org, but it’s clear that competitive balance hasn’t been this screwed up in years.

Hopefully it won’t result in a lockout, but it almost certainly will.

[SleeperMLB @SleeperMLB]

all this to stop the White Sox

[diotima corina @femalerimbaud]

"Dude the Divine Comedy was literally a heccin self-insert fanfic"

[Ga(r)y Oak @okido_shigeru]

A SATISFYING DEFEAT

[Caleb @OKCowboysBraves]

I don’t really get Zionists because he’s about to enter year 8 and they still think he can be one of the best players in the NBA

[IC @isaac1k__]

Does anyone know if Maresca does mad shit with lineups for no reason?

Rico and Matheus wing pairing at Anfield when you’ve got Savio and Doku on the bench?

Kovacic and Bernardo pivot in a title decider?

Going to Madrid with a RW in the 10, a CB at RB, and a RB on the bench?

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

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[Nikki Morgen Comix @ducknuk_comic]

Ishmael: Call me Shemale.
Captain AMAB: I'm not calling you that.

[Erling Haaland @Erling]

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[Khem Birch Society @NBABabySecret]

When everyone thinks you are senile, a good strategy is to invoke your hatred of windmills, as there are no famous literary parallels to this

[Harry @lexaprotools]

Shaq: what he do chuck

Chuck: he turned him self into a pickle

Earnie: a what?

Kenny: a pickle

Shaq: your ass would have eaten him chuck

Chuck: I get it. I wouldnt wanna go to therapy either man

Shaq: i know you eating that pickle chuck

[AI @nonewthing]

In terms of 8s that can contribute to buildup, defend properly, and still get you goals, there are not a lot in the world.

Jude
Rice
Bruno G
Anderson
Szboszlai

Not many in the world. The likes of Pedri, Enzo, Mainoo… do not qualify.

[Michael Suareo @MSuareo]

Okay, THIS is the only guy I’m entertaining trading Caleb Bonemer for.

[woodchuck todd stan account @peakcinema]

I could never be a pitcher bc if i couldnt find the zone id just start fuckin crying

[carter @doncarxote]

@Kyurosi88 @Futdonk The problem is the casuals is where the money is at. They will go down the road which pads their pockets 100% of the time

[snowyabi @fushichohime]

I NEED 3 displayports on my motherboard

[Quokka @QuokkaSmiless]

Pokemon fans when Dragon types actually have interesting concepts and myths tied into their designs and aren’t just generic European Dragons: