uma mulher

i just be hating for no reason

[uma mulher @donewithisshit]

Eclipse foi grande scam não esperava isto

[Amelia @amelia_tweetz]

I’ve reached the age where I only get one main event a day. Doctor’s appointment? Hair appointment? One stressful work call? That’s it. Everything else gets pushed to tomorrow.

[miia @miiagarro]

"do you talk to your dad like that too"

baby who do you think my first victim was

[scallop girl @pasta_niece]

world cup ends and suddenly no one wants to drink on a wednesday we’re cooked

[Lisa @lisathebeauty1]

SHEIN and Temu does entirely too much on their app. Feels like a freaking casino every time you open it.

[𝖐𝖚𝖘𝖍𝖇𝟔𝖗𝖇𝖎𝖊❦™️ @kushb6rbie]

i don't understand why people wait for the new years to cut people off like fuck you right now on july 12th

[fresils @iFresils]

your death is way more guaranteed than your wedding day. so instead of looking for the love of your life, start living your life with love.

[broti gupta @BrotiGupta]

if i'm being honest taylor swift and travis kelce had a medium sized indian wedding

[bia com b 🎀 @yourvenicebich]

temos de ganhar a Espanha por uma questão de reparação histórica e a França para os humilharmos novamente 10 anos depois

[rhys 🍉 @cloudyrisotto]

tradiçao portuguesa é mesmo fazer o curso em recurso, ate mesmo no mundial

[Zion @zionszzn]

As a avid job quitter, I’m telling y’all right now: this is NOT a quitting economy

[Esluva 🎀 @Vesper_2005]

chat did i explain this well

[˖ Ritz 𓂀 ݁˖ @ridhima_z]

Girls, have you noticed that what many men consider a special date at a restaurant is just a regular lunch in female friendships?

[chad burner @BootleggedChad]

bra fitting women are so funny because i went into a brassiere store and was having some difficulty with sizing and asked for help. the lady studied my boobs in the bra, nodded, and said to herself “large but they used to be much larger.” and got me a bra that fit perfectly. it was like she understood the spirit of my boobs

[Cemo ❤️‍🔥 @werentfunny]

if you ever feel overwhelmed under pressure just remember travis kelce has to write vows for THE taylor swift so he’s probably in a much worse place

[Marie🧚 @glitchu__]

Just stalked my own instagram archive & forgot I lived all those eras 😭😭😭 Miss you sis. You had so much fun.