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None of us are getting out of here alive.

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@racjac24 The rules change all the time fuckhead.

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@bnpruitt Yes. To be a man in The States you have to play games in full body suits and helmets. Pussies.

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@rationalyankee Indeed you have not. So don’t have the arrogance to tell how it should be done.

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@Mlz62 @sweatystartup Funny to see that Americans think we are so stupid that we have not thought of it and need your help to do so. In fact we tried it and abolished it a fucking century ago.

But you are the chosen people, right.

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@sweatystartup What a great idea! It is not that we have tried it like a century ago.

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@Manach_38 @fp_jr Wow. There is actually an American that understands something about offside rules!

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@fp_jr That is because you know nothing about the game. That is not a problem if you would just live your life and shut up.

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@RDeMedio9 @OmarCmingYo @dannykanell He was! No he was not! Was he? Hard to tell. Maybe just a mm. Or not? Let’s have a look.

Reminds you of something? Just try to think.

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@RDeMedio9 @dannykanell Only if you score the fucking winner with your knee cap. And you might.

The rule is pretty clear. Change it and youll have the same discussions.

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@dannykanell There is no offsides.

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@Sgabra05 @EponymouslyAnon Besides clear errors that are important to the game VAR reviews all goals.

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@wannabekraze You have no fucking clue how a game is played right now, let alone how it will be played without offside rules. We do, so stfu.

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@SamENole Hé dude, does things you mention are adjusted without your divine imput. The rest of the world works perfectly fine without you. We even drink coffee without Starbucks.

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@MegaBasedChad No. There were heaps of goals made in offside position that everybody could see on tv but the ref could not. That was even more unfair. Now at least there is a hard and visible line.

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@RandomMHumanoid @samversiontwo @GaryWinslett A football player is never off sides.

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@samversiontwo @GaryWinslett And I am reacting to ‘it annoys everyone’. No it does not.

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@samversiontwo @GaryWinslett Officials suggest all kinds of things over the years. It will surely change a bit again. What I see is just ignorant Americans being annoyed by the rule as it is. It is floating my timeline. And to be honest I think it won’t change a thing essentially. Right now is fine.

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@whatsamata8 @samversiontwo @GaryWinslett Off side has always been an issue. There are heaps of goals that were obviously off side to everyone watching it on tv, but not judged correctly by the referee. Now the VAR can help out. It is still pretty recent, so football is figuring out how far to go with new tech.

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@XavioMtl @FrancisAwartefe Yes. Maybe. But it is not the actual rule we play by right now.

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@CogginToboggan Yep. Noted. Thanks. Bye.