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[Amos Moses @angelpeesyrups]

weed before cider youre meeting the spider. cider before weed time for centipede

[ivan : ) @JoannaNewSum41]

Primetime the movie. Unfair struggling actors have to play the pedophiles and Robert Pattinson plays the star. He already has it all. Make him play the pedophile

[Oisín Moran @TheOisinMoran]

Chess is already four dimensional because it takes some time to play and the horsies have to jump

[Bilal Kazantzaki 2.0 @Bilalfnd2]

The unspoken thing here is that the jaw drop is not actually due to the scale of the dust plume but specifically because it is happening in New York. The same video taken in Beirut or Tehran would never get the same reaction from the viewer.

[Queen Liza🩷🤍💙 @KrystalWolfyAlt]

Tuna

[dan hentschel @danghentschel]

“Soon anybody will be able to make anything they want.” Well they already can do that and they don’t.

[BlueJay @them_failure]

I can’t go to a gay bar I haven’t even done gay law school

[𝔇𝔦𝔫𝔤𝔲𝔰 𝔈𝔤𝔤 @castingahex]

phone, wallet, the curse, keys, vape

[BlueJay @them_failure]

Me: You're in the mineshaft while your boy's on mine shaft. Is that anything?

The guard that only tells lies: yeah

[Pierre L’Fauex @LFauexProd]

"This is art." Well that's quite a low bar.

[bean smoothie™ @beansm00thie]

i be up in the pussy like oo ee oo aa aa ting tang walla walla bing bang

[bert @airpippens]

letting him have a beer #friyay #whatthehell #sure

[Leo @musicisleo]

shower sex sucks bruh the drain hurts my dick

[cav empty @cavempty_]

michael dolences

[َ @4NGELWING]

i’m pregnant with laughter and you’re the father bro

[gotcha boss @guydpete]

Church of Fatter Gay Taints

[Mop Penguin @MopPenguin]

bro last night was a folk tale orally passed on through generations