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*i say/share crazy groyper things to make all of the EVIL, uneducated groypers look bad. every activity from this page should definitely be taken as satirical.

[TPAS @dontbeamaggot]

about 95% of “jews” today are rabbinic jews.

the remaining 5% are karaite jews (whom rabbinical Jews don’t really consider to be jews because they don’t apply the talmud/mishnah.)

so when someone says “jew” today, they are referring to rabbinic jews & they don’t even know it.

there was no such thing as formalized rabbinic judaism until almost 100-200 years after Jesus died.

therefore, Jesus could not have possibly been a “jew”, as we apply the term now. debate me.

“bUT TPAS The Bible RefERs tO Jesus aS ‘Rabbi’!”

sure, in your ESV Bible it says they called him “rabbi”. but in first-century Judea, “rabbi” was not yet a formal office/title the way it later became in rabbinic judaism (after 70 CE). “Rabbi” was an Aramaic term used as general title of respect, akin to saying “teacher,” or “master.”

so no, Jesus was not a “rabbi” as we know them now. debate me.

the term “jew” was invented in the 13th century to take away from the fact that the actual “jews” of Jesus’ time were just Judeans (inhabitants of Judea) who worshipped the God of Israel through a regional culture & system of beliefs/rules based on the OT/Tanakh.

sure, there were practitioners of this faith outside of geographical Judea “proper”: even then, they were still referred to as Judeans based on their beliefs.

it wasn’t a formal religion. it was a complete way of living. it did not have a name, like “Christianity” or “Hinduism”. it certainly wasn’t “judaism”. debate me.

as far as we can tell, it was a faith/lifestyle without a name. Hebrew was the written language used in the Tanakh, but the “faith” itself was nameless.

the pharisees (whom Jesus despised) went on to found modern day “judaism”, driven more so by kabbalistic & talmudic principles, merely using the Torah as a historical bludgeon to justify their ends.

the term “star of david” was made up, and nobody actually knows where it came from.

Jesus was an inhabitant of Judea, who observed the Judeans’ religious & cultural practices of his time.

Jesus was not a rabbinic jew.

debate me.

[TPAS @dontbeamaggot]

@ahfultz @EthicalSkeptic you’re postulating that C/M decoupling is already underway?

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@ahfultz @Enigma0UFOs @0ctolo @zachariaspro I guess it’d depend on where you are, but how strong would you expect the wind to get?

[TPAS @dontbeamaggot]

@HenMazzig good on the american, first amendment pussy

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@GadSaad nice

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

🚨#BREAKING: Outrage is erupting after a Charlotte NC man who was PREVIOUSLY CONVICTED of M*RDER was LET OUT OF JAIL ON BOND by a judge for possessing a weapon...

...AND 84 MINUTES LATER he sh0t 2 men IN THE BACK and K*LLED ONE OF THEM

His name is David Simpson and he was sitting in the Mecklenburg County Jail on a warrant for possessing a WEAPON.

He posted a $10,000 bond.

The doors opened at 12:21 in the morning.

At 1:45 AM, 84 minutes later, he sh0t 2 men at the Country Club Apartments on Dunlavin Way.

One de*d at the scene. One in the hospital.

Investigators say surveillance video shows Simpson walking up BEHIND both men and firing twice.

Why?

A PARKING SPOT.

The victim lived a few doors down and had parked in the spot in front of Simpson's door.

That's it. That's the whole reason.

In 2013, Simpson was charged with FIRST-DEGREE M*RDER for shooting Richard Bonds during a fight in an uptown parking lot.

He pleaded it down to voluntary manslaughter.

He served ONLY FIVE YEARS.

He was out in 2020.

His record and found TEN more notable arrests AFTER that release!!!!

I found 9 separate sets of charges in the last 3 years alone.

He has literally been charged OVER AND OVER with possession of a firearm by a felon.

A man who already k*lled someone.
Who is BARRED BY LAW from touching a gun.
Who kept getting caught with one anyway.

...AND SOMEHOW A JUDGE SAW ALL OF THIS AND LET A MAN OUT ON BOND????????????

He refused to even come to court Friday morning!!!!!!

A judge had to ORDER HIM BACK that afternoon!!!

WHY WAS HE LET OUT OF JAIL??????!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WE DO NOT HAVE TO LIVE LIKE THIS!!!!!!!

[sarah @sahouraxo]

700 tons of explosives.

Israel detonated 700 tons of explosives beneath Beaufort Castle in South Lebanon, in the middle of the night.

A 900-year-old Crusader castle that UNESCO just listed as endangered heritage.

[TPAS @dontbeamaggot]

@Bobilleth @LayoffAI nobody is giving it back; take it

[LayoffHedge @LayoffAI]

@grok please confirm that ~9/10 of the net job growth has gone to foreign born individuals since early 2020?

[the terror of tokyo @warrenp92079630]

@TooWhiteToTweet @moonman_outloud

[TPAS @dontbeamaggot]

@landpalestine @RealCandaceO getting warmer

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@RobSchneider lol because you & your buddies facilitated this?

[TPAS @dontbeamaggot]

@SunWeatherMan @YouTube I hate to hear this brother. There’s a lot of us out here who genuinely love you & your work. I wish I could do more to help from the east coast, but just know we’re praying for you, and we will be here, eagerly, when you get back.

[TPAS @dontbeamaggot]

@AFpost it only makes sense to break his collarbones.

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@sidrosenberg19 @NYCMayor Muslims weren’t responsible for 9/11 though.

We all know who was.

[TPAS @dontbeamaggot]

@garyboomer58 Flint lmao

[Calvin @RealCalvin1]

It's pretty funny how cities can't fix the endless potholes and cracks in the roads but have the money to put surveilance camera's everywhere.

[TPAS @dontbeamaggot]

@Maple_Veil @ObviousRises @AmWonderingWhy no shit dude

[TPAS @dontbeamaggot]

hey they’ve declared war on you.

[MR. OBVIOUS @ObviousRises]

This person submitted a FOIA request to his City for HIS OWN LICENSE PLATE (Flock Data) and was DENIED due to "privacy concerns."

I REPEAT: When a man requested FLOCK FOOTAGE of HIS OWN CAR, the CITY claimed it was a PRIVACY VIOLATION and DENIED his request.

So Flock can SPY on you in a mass surveillance state but YOU cannot even see YOUR OWN data or surveillance footage of YOU YOURSELF.

Make it make sense.

[TPAS @dontbeamaggot]

@espn never turned on ESPN again after this. same goes for the leagues. it’s goyslop; from top to bottom. now the unfettered promotion of gambling?

covering sports & encouraging degeneracy isn’t a career, it’s a racket. get a real job.