Kate G.

My life is no longer fewer than 140 characters.

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

Trying to say “are you purposely walking by me as closely as possible? Have you seen the news? I don’t believe this. Back off! Idiot. How are you so oblivious?!” by staring quietly at someone

[Miranda Hart @mermhart]

In other news... there’s always a cup of tea. Always.

[Sarper Duman @sarperduman]

Quarantine days with Fevzi 🎹❤🐈

[Kate G. @dontgetsoggy]

The number of people coughing and still flying is deeply unsettling. #StayTheHellAwayFromMe #AlmostHome

[Emily @CheepAndEvilGrl]

Sounds about right...

[VeryBritishProblems @SoVeryBritish]

March is no longer a month, it has been reclassified as an era

[brandAn is good @LeBearGirdle]

Thirty days hath September,
 April, June, and November,
all the rest have thirty-one
Except March which has 8000

[Air New Zealand @FlyAirNZ]

Confirming our fleet are parked up at least 2 metres apart #PhysicalDistancing 😂💔

[Phil Lester @AmazingPhil]

This is a curly fries appreciation tweet

[Kate G. @dontgetsoggy]

@coffeeshopcynic Ugh Winter Soldier is so effing good. When we get home, we're going to keep going alphanetically thru my movies and Capt American rewatches are 2nd up after Bond.

[Kate G. @dontgetsoggy]

@CheepAndEvilGrl 😂

[Kate G. @dontgetsoggy]

@lorainreallife @jasondhorowitz Here is the link to the Bergamo Red Cross website 🙏🏼 : https://t.co/JaEA9Jl7r4

[Kate G. @dontgetsoggy]

@__SimoneM Trouble with everything? Screw that noise!

[Kate G. @dontgetsoggy]

NZ TV stations have to be handpicking these adult cartoon reruns. The past few days, the plotlines have all in some way involved China, epidemics, illnesses, quarantine, or vaccines, etc. #COVID19nz

[Kate G. @dontgetsoggy]

@__SimoneM @girafficus I'm showering extra just for something to do. 😅

[RG @rosie_1211]

Was anyone else’s Mum not well at Christmas and keeps saying ‘ I deffo had it then ‘ or is mine just dramatic as fuck

[Wattie @And___Watt]

Now the streets empty
Nature slowly takes over
Bird song fills my ears

#haiku #lockdownnz #IsolationHaiku

[Ken Jennings @KenJennings]

I can’t remember a time when it wasn’t March.

[Kate G. @dontgetsoggy]

@coffeeshopcynic Oh please don't 😂