Celio Celades

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

Another day, another set of @RoyalMail lies. Why charge me for #firstclass mail when you’re pretending to deliver?

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

Thanks again @RoyalMail, brilliant for business!

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

Why do @RoyalMail always lie like this? Just be honest and say you couldn’t be bothered to deliver it next day delivery on a Saturday.

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

Good old @RoyalMail. Charging people for 24hour delivery, but delivering in 48.

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

@BenDoak_50 thought you were injured

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

@HireapitchUK why are you lying? There hasn’t been a football pitch here for 20 years!

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

https://t.co/F2IlArdGQR this should be the new @EbereEze10 chant #AFTV

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

Is it @DAMIANNEWS or is it @RealHughJackman? #XMenMonday #xmen #Wolverine @BBCNews

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

I sent a small first class parcel to SE9 from SE13. 72 hours later the parcel is sitting in #Coventry. I really don’t understand @RoyalMail anymore.

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

“Don’t think this means we’re gonna include you on our social media posts!” #england #royalfamily @agyemang #lionesses

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

@soccerwaycom why did you change your website. It’s so poor now. It was brilliant before.

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

@OtiMabuseOrg has a friend that’s the spitting image of @NathanHGShore #dealornodeal

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

@WilliamHill is there anyway you can remove goal notifications from the actual betslip? Really annoying when you get notifications for a game that has already won in your accumulator.

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

https://t.co/LQGo1Yxq1A what say you @TheJoeySwoll?

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

Put together £90 worth of shopping for a dinner party. Got to the toll at @marksandspencer to find that their tills were not working. Had no other option but to leave the food and grab #takeaway

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

I hadn’t received any mail for a week and then found out that our postman is on holiday for 2 weeks. Staggering that @RoyalMail doesn’t have a contingency for this but happily increasing postage prices year on year #wow

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

@WilliamHill the app is poor. You constantly block access to the betting slip during bets. What’s the problem?

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

@HMRCgovuk are appalling. Brilliant at taxing you but painfully slow clearing customs. Extremely difficult to do business with no SLA. All this fallacy about most goods clear customs immediately.

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

I thought I recognised that @tamworthfc shirt from somewhere! @EmiratesFACup #calcio @acmilan #ForzaMilan

[Celio Celades @dontlike1999]

Went to book seats for my @easyJet
flight and they’re all taken bar ten. Four seats at the front all scattered but costing £38 each. Was about to pay to sit near my family but then refused. Went for the don’t mind option then got allocated the £39 seats anyway.