Don't Need a Cab

Don’t honk at me, I don't need a cab.

[Don't Need a Cab @dontneedacab]

Don't be fooled by sweet old ladies on the train. They're bitches like the rest of us.

[Don't Need a Cab @dontneedacab]

@tsebiyah Nooooo Tseb! Hate this for you.

[Don't Need a Cab @dontneedacab]

@Wyl_84 @ungerbn103 @NoLieWithBTC So you realize that weeks of pregnancy are counted by the 1st day of your last period? The 1st 2 weeks, you haven’t even had sex yet to become pregnant. And the next 2 weeks you’re implanting, so you’re still not pregnant. Most tests don’t detect ‘til 5-5.5 weeks. Plenty of time?

[Don't Need a Cab @dontneedacab]

@tsebiyah Omg it’s so hot here and no one has AC 😭 I will trade you!

[laila dalton @lailaddaltonn]

Thank you, @MorePerfectUS, for letting me share my side of the story. I hope people realize that there is a lot that goes behind the scene when getting your cup of coffee. I’m sorry to any past employee that never got to tell their story. Everyone deserves to feel heard! 💗💗💗

[Don't Need a Cab @dontneedacab]

Ripping your mask off after the airport is the new taking your bra off at the end of the day.

[Don't Need a Cab @dontneedacab]

Good morning to everyone except fucking Greg Abbott.

[Vox @voxdotcom]

Throughout the pandemic, spouses and partners of front-line health care workers have experienced the emotional toll of loneliness and secondary trauma. https://t.co/VcbPb70AMD

[Sam Busa @sammibusa]

I wrote down all the answers I normally avoid giving when people ask how my husband’s ICU job is going. https://t.co/r6NpeOpbbf

[Aye Min Thant @the_ayeminthant]

I guess I'll be live tweeting a coup now. Things are still pretty quiet for now, though people are awake and scared. I've been fielding calls since 6 am from friends and relatives. The internet is in and out and my sim card no longer works.

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

Good morning 🌞

Lies are not “differences of opinion.”

Have a great day!

[Don't Need a Cab @dontneedacab]

@JustinWayneLutz Normcore af

[Don't Need a Cab @dontneedacab]

#NYPD directs protestors to get off the street snd go to the sidewalk, and then arrests them anyway.

[Malik Wright @mjwtopia]

What is the reason?!

NYPD is completely out of control.

[Don't Need a Cab @dontneedacab]

@hipstermermaid Hate to burst ya bubble but anyone at this event makes well over $400k. Maybe you meant $40m?

[Rafi Schwartz @TheJewishDream]

big shout out to everyone else who is still awake because they’re too afraid to go to sleep and risk missing the next positive test result

[Phillip @MajorPhilebrity]

Listen, Close Friends need to be talking shit or slutty self indulgence. There is no one following you on Instagram who isn’t allowed to see a picture of your poké bowl

[aleks chan @aleksnotalex]

putting on another pot of coffee and letting chaos reign

[Bront @bmrow]

"hope is contagious" becoming literal is an arrested development joke