Don White

[Matt Couch @RealMattCouch]

Without a doubt, Liberal Women are destroying America...

[The Lectern Guy🇺🇸 @lecternleader]

@GavinNewsom I'm about to get paid son

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

Time for term limits!

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Turd On San Francisco Sidewalk Now Polling Second In California Governor's Race https://t.co/7xZm7DgJbz

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

We Asked 100 Women The Most Attractive Quality In A Man And They All Agreed It's Painting Tiny Warhammer Figures https://t.co/GNd8hcQvTm

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Couple Trapped On Hantavirus-Infected Cruise Decline Chance To Go Home On Carnival Cruise Ship https://t.co/uZ6U38Kt4l

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

California Governor Debate Descends Into Chaos As Katie Porter Dumps Scalding Mashed Potatoes On Moderators https://t.co/wuYDHvsJgk

[Retard Finder @IfindRetards]

I knew I'd seen her somewhere

[The Redheaded libertarian @TRHLofficial]

The Marx brothers, Chico, Harpo, Groucho, Zeppo, and their retarded brother Karl

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Tragedy: Local Man Has To Go To Work Even Though He Doesn't Feel Like It https://t.co/RMdTDz28we

[Mike Lee @BasedMikeLee]

This goes hard

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Adam And Eve Compile Comprehensive List Of Potential Suspects In Abel's Murder https://t.co/NsuS0zcF1B

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Theologians Struggling To Explain How Loving God Could Allow Ohio https://t.co/Lc1LGBPTm9

[Gunther Eagleman™ @GuntherEagleman]

FYI: John Thune is failing and Chuck Schumer is laughing.

Chuck will NUKE THE FILIBUSTER ON DAY 1

@LeaderJohnThune is a coward.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

With TSA Finally Funded, Air Travel Back To Being Awful For The Usual Reasons https://t.co/Wgu4IcTjoK

[King Trout @The_King_Trout]

I love all of the safety features they started putting on gas cans like 10 years ago that make it so you fucking spill highly flammable gasoline all over the fucking place.

[Brandon Tatum @TheOfficerTatum]

🚨 UNBELIEVABLE! Outgoing Orleans Parish Sheriff Susan Hutson was indicted by a special grand jury on 30 felony counts tied to the May 2025 jailbreak at the Orleans Justice Center, where 10 inmates escaped.

Her Chief Financial Officer, Bianka Brown, faces 20 counts