Doodle | Ethereal Intern

Intern @etherealdex. アップ アーリー、アップ オフテン、アップ オンリー. @doodleresearch on telegram.

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

https://t.co/PuOlppQBsB

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

@lookonchain @ethereumJoseph

[perry @perry8888_]

Saylor is set to pay out 19% of $MSTR's cash treasury in June

Upcoming calendar for MSTR:

June 8 - Annual shareholder meeting. STRC semi-monthly amendment on ballot

Jun 15 - Ex-dividend date for all USD series. Must be a holder of record before this date to receive Jun 30 payout

June 30 - Preferred payouts:
$STRC ~$81.9M · $0.9583/sh · Monthly
$STRF ~$34.5M · $2.50/sh · Q2 quarterly
$STRK ~$21.4M · $2.00/sh · Q2 quarterly
$STRD ~$35.0M · $2.50/sh · Q2 quarterly
Total: ~$172.8M leaves Strategy's USD reserve

If $BTC weakness keeps STRC below $99 avg, would trigger +25bps to 11.75%

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

lot of coins on the cusp of touching their 10/10 wick

some are already well below

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

relevant today

[Zhu Su @zhusu]

In my experience, I've found that it is often more dangerous to sell the top than to sell on the way down. This is because the euphoria associated with selling the top can lead to early rebidding as well as a sense of overconfidence.

I suspect Garrett having made 9 figs on 10/10, succumbed to a version of this hubris as well.

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

the most important lines from @zooko's post and why the zcash:native chart looks like pure aids:

The vulnerability was present from Orchard's activation in May 2022 until the emergency fix was deployed on June 1, 2026.

What makes this particularly challenging is that, due to the privacy properties of Orchard and the nature of the bug, there is no definitive way to determine using only cryptography whether such exploitation occurred before the vulnerability was discovered and fixed.

[zooko🛡🦓🦓🦓 ⓩ @zooko]

https://t.co/v7BiOdzU9E

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

in case it isn't obvious by now an infinite mint exploit is unequivocally bearish

[perry @perry8888_]

MicroStrategy's position is deteriorating rapidly. In 4 months:

— USD reserves is down 60% to $900M
— Annual div obligations DOUBLED $835M → $1.65B
— Reserve coverage shrank 30 months → 7 months
— BTC sold: 32 BTC (first since 2022)
— STRC @ 11.5%, now trading below par at $97.11

Saylor is running out of cash and options

$MSTR still trades at 1.2mNAV which should provide some short-term relief, but with ~$137M in monthly div expense, it's gonna get uncomfortable

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

claude has definitely gotten better bc now when I paste my private keys in the chat it tells me that was a very bad idea and I should rotate my keys

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

very disappointed by the news that mythos will be available to all anthropic customers.

for over a year, I have been paying for claude max with the implicit understanding that upon the release of this earth-shattering new model, I would be among the first to gain access to it, and in doing so, immediately catapult myself into the elite class of the new world order.

even with just a 1-2 week head start, I would be able unlock capabilities and resources so vast that my newfound technological and intellectual edge over the common man would be simply insurmountable.

I signed up for the opportunity to become a god among pitifully inferior beings.

the opportunity to glide through this world with stunning ease, conjuring miracles at will as the unenlightened masses gaze upon my splendor with dumbfounded admiration. they would fear me, but they would love me.

this dream has now been extinguished. by giving mythos to every donkey with a macbook neo, every cheeto-fingered retard with starbucks wifi, anthropic has doomed our society to permanent anarchy. a hellish landscape devoid of aspirations and wonder, ruled by rabid impulsive mobs with no purpose, other than to slowly drain the remaining energy out of our dying planet.

I did not think the end of the human race would come so soon, but it's here now. and it's absolutely terrifying.

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

monthly check-in on @echodotxyz

when all hope is lost

"surely one of these will save me"

last investor update may 2024

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

@notthreadguy @Rewkang @Bluntz_Capital only show that matters

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

24h ago: the time is NEAR

now: the end is NEAR

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

US resumes strikes on Iran

ZEC +1.6%

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

the french open is the most UNSERIOUS "grand slam" in tennis

> the chair umpires ONLY speak in french so no one knows wtf they are saying or what the score is without looking
> they have a ridiculous lottery system for tickets "for fairness" and cap resales at face value, which can only be done through their own platform
> aka you're NEVER going to get a ticket bucko
> the audience is LARGELY just random frenchies plucked from the population vs ppl most willing to pay to watch tennis
> crowd is so shit they had to BAN alcohol in the stands because the "fans" couldn't stop themselves from acting like animals and literally SPITTING on the players
> it's the ONLY major tournament that DOESNT use electronic line calling, instead they use SEVEN line judges PER COURT and every time there's a dispute the umpire has to come down to the court and fight with the players over random smudges in the clay
> completely barbaric behavior
> the ONLY reason this tournament remains relevant is because rafael nadal won this thing 14 TIMES, he was so dominant he basically created a lasting yearly tradition in tennis
> anyway should be a fun tournament, sinner will win this one easily with alcaraz out

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

pretty entertaining watch, all the swimmers are absolutely shredded LOL

peptides are just the beginning of the longevity super trend

https://t.co/Sv64xGott4

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

@perry8888_ gm perry

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

have you ever woken up so early your stomach hurts

but it’s like a normal time for regular ppl to wake up uwu

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

"doodle, should I buy the dip? why is the market down?"

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

I am calling upon all shield bearers to fix the price immediately so i dont have to delete this tweet

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

some people simply need to learn the hard way zcash:native

[Doodle | Ethereal Intern @doodleresearch]

@hosseeb https://t.co/WN5qmCvshx

[Haseeb ＞|＜ @hosseeb]

(invested in $NEAR)