stephanie

*insert witty comment here*

[a dog named Bocephus @sauceisnice]

Relief from the “extreme heat warning” four hottest days in a row in years being provided by a fog of wildfire smoke so thick it literally blocks out the sun and actively poisons your body for every breath you take outside

[☆ 𝐲𝐨𝐮𝐫 𝐟𝐚𝐯 𝐬𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐩𝐢𝐨 ☆ @incxgnegrx2]

they should invent button up shirts that fit people with boobs

[Bella Goth 🌻🐞 @hiiisteph]

I’m so jealous she’s so far from Donald Trump

[gati ⍟ @youIovemelikexo]

idk what audience this is for cause oomfs and I have been both politically engaged and listening to Hannah Montana this entire time

[meghan @banhmigoddess]

my goal for June is small simple and clear: change my whole entire life

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

Didn’t even get a Roaring 20s before this Great Depression. I got fucking grad school

[stephanie @doodles357]

Can’t wait to find out if Canada’s going to cut off our power or not 🙃

[shreya @shreyabasu003]

Me when I’m making a big pot of soup: haha fuck yeah!! Yes!!
Me when I have to clean the big pot I used to make the soup: well this fucking sucks. What the fuck

[stephanie @doodles357]

Got Hozier tickets ahhh!

[Fin @gofinurself]

i’ve gotta be really honest… i don’t think there’s been a day in my life where i thought that immigration was a genuine issue in this country and nothing more than racist fear mongering from the right, and yes that includes illegal immigration.

[Work Retire Die @WorkRetireDie]

me after hearing the new hire was born in 2003

[Lousy Librarian @LousyLibrarian]

Listen, when there's a global outage of computer services and my workplace is entirely unaffected, it's just really really unfair to me.

[Sabrina 🖤🌙 @SEchouafni]

no I don't have "astigmatism" I can just see the halos of the angels that live in car headlights that you losers are too spiritually closed off to see

[sam @samjxnes]

you obviously weren’t a child when high school musical 2 premiered on disney channel

[natalayhehoo @highprobably1]

If I have to switch from the heat to the ac one more time this week, I’m pretty sure it’s going to open a portal to another dimension.

[your other mom @difficultpatty]

Sorry I was late I was refilling my purse Ibuprofen with my bathroom Ibuprofen.

[stephanie @doodles357]

It hasn’t even been a full three months of 2024 yet and I’m ready for the year to be over.