Donna

Mostly waffles theatre-y stuff & random general nonsense. Not as funny as I think I am. Giver of hugs. Cancer survivor. She/Her. Note: contains no actual kebab.

[Donna @doonakebab]

@tfl why is the timetable for Mill Hill East still a complete work of fiction? How much time does a person have to add in front of the scheduled time to have a chance of getting train when one is expected?!

[Donna @doonakebab]

@mincemeatlive There can never be too many Spilsburys (…or Brians!).

[Donna @doonakebab]

Could it be?! Yes it is! It’s an over-excited plane selfie. But not just “any” over-excited plane selfie. It’s an I GOT UPGRADED one! And added bonus that my seat neighbour is a friend of mine! #DoonaDoesNY is back and reporting for duty! LHR ✈️ JFK

[Donna @doonakebab]

Ticket for sale - I’m Sorry, Prime Minister.
Wednesday 18 February 2026 - 7.30pm - £50 (stalls Row D) £50 (would have been £75 but is part of a group booking - someone can no longer make it) - open to offers.

Can forward image of ticket immediately

[Donna @doonakebab]

Wednesday 18 February 2026 - 7.30pm - £50 (stalls Row D) £50 (would have been £75 but is part of a group booking - someone can no longer make it) - open to offers.

Can forward image of ticket immediately

[Donna @doonakebab]

Selling one Stalls (row D) ticket for I’m Sorry, Prime Minister - Wed 18th Feb 7.30. £50 (was £75) - show is sold out. Can longer make it.

[Donna @doonakebab]

Spare ticket for Prima Facie on Sat 24th Jan (this Sat) - 7.30pm - Dress Circle C3 £75. Please let me know if interested. (Also posted elsewhere!)

[Donna @doonakebab]

@tfl two days on the trot - stop changing the route of northern line trains without announcing it. Please have a modicum of respect and service for the people who use Mill Hill East station (I realise this is a fruitless request as no-one cares!).

[Donna @doonakebab]

@TfL PLEASE just run the trains from Mill Hill East the Northern line 1. According to an actual timetable. 2. Not keeping diverting trains down the other line one after another. This is an actual joke - despite arriving for my train early I’m now going to be late for theatre.

[Ryan S @souchy_boyy]

Two tkts available for Girl From the North Country at Old Vic tonight 7.30pm. Row G Stalls - £20 for the pair.

[Donna @doonakebab]

Two tickets available for Girl From the North Country at Old Vic tonight 7.30pm. Row G Stalls - £20 for the pair.
Let me know if would like them.

[Donna @doonakebab]

@ZsaraJaeger SO BLOODY LOVELY TO SEE YOU YESTERDAY! (Shouty caps entirely justified! 🥰)

[Donna @doonakebab]

@mynamemolly_ Happy cake day! (And that’s an EXCELLENT looking cake 🎂) 🥰

[Donna @doonakebab]

“Jean! Is this menu exclusively figs? At least we’ll both be regular!”
@mincemeatlive

[Donna @doonakebab]

For sale: one ticket for Operation Mincemeat @mincemeatlive Saturday 10th May 7.30pm - Stalls F17 - Fortune Theatre. The last show for current cast! £47 (this is half the face value and fee)

[Donna @doonakebab]

Selling ticket for Operation Mincemeat Wed 7th May 7.30pm at Fortune Theatre - Stalls E20 £25. Can’t now make it.

[Donna @doonakebab]

@TfL Thank you. Is there a general email address that covered buses and tubes, or a separate one for tube service as well?

[Donna @doonakebab]

@TfL what’s the email/phone number to complain re service issues please? Have been stood waiting for a bus that been due to arrive in 3 mins for about 10 mins and nothing has updated. And it’s pointless trying to get a tube at Mill Hill East as the timetable is a work of fiction.

[Donna @doonakebab]

God that’s brilliant news! @alexdeboo is going to be amazing. 💛💛

[Operation Mincemeat @mincemeatlive]

Agent @alexdeboo has accepted her mission to join the company as Ewen Montagu & others. Champagne galore! 🥂📯

📸 by the one and only @mrmattcrockett

[Donna @doonakebab]

@Paulharvey16 @catrioona @TfL I feel sorry for the staff at MHE. They know the timetable is a joke and there’s nothing they can do. But it’s unhelpful that you can arrive at the station a few mins before the timetable train is due, but there isn’t one for 15 mins. Makes it impossible to plan.

[Donna @doonakebab]

I’m nominating @tfl for the Booker Prize, the Costa Book Awards and the Women's Prize for Fiction (possibly?) for the complete work of fiction that is the timetable for Mill Hill East station. It takes no prisoners and bears no relation to any timing that a train may appear.