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[Jim Bohnslav @jbohnslav]

in all my years of doing neuroscience, I never thought we would end up here

[iukio @Zdu1279757]

百分百死亡率的人生到底在犹豫什么

[Steve · Millionaire Habits @SteveOnSpeed]

This slaps.

[sammi. @fxckjijjiforfun]

my drug of choice is remembering who the fuck i am

[BOND ✭ @ballhardsam]

Someone’s grandparents are gonna see this on Facebook and lose their shit

[𝐸𝐵 @___eb__]

Patriot

[God's Chosen Fascist @gcfascist]

I know I'm getting older because all the kids have the faggot haircuts

[Redd @ReddCinema]

I remember when Covid-19 had my Uncle on facebook acting like I Am Legend

[honey @Honey710108210]

今天带爸去医院检查，我说你在柱子等我，我去拿检查结果、我回来。猛然看到那个曾经我心中的依靠，心中无所不能的爸爸像个小孩子一样一动不动的站在那等着我、心里瞬间无比难受，发现自己俨然成为了父母心中的大人，而爸爸却在自己眼中变成了小孩，当角色互换的时候，突然间有种说不出的心酸…

[dop @Dop______]

These types of videos unironically stopped me from masturbating multiple times

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

who the FUCK thought it was a good idea to add a kung fu software to robots😭

[s @superskrong]

kept the alternate angle cuz I knew it would return to the TL one day

[cynomel muncher @cynomel]

real niggas run in the same circles

[pingu @pingu4ll]

you can’t discuss the ocean with a frog
it only knows the pond

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

Think about it. When your pet walks in from another room just to find you, that means they were somewhere else for a moment… and decided to come see you.

In their own simple way, their little brain thought about you. They wondered where you were, what you were doing, and they came looking for you.

They didn’t need anything. They just wanted to be near you.

That’s love in its purest form. Quiet, loyal, and completely unconditional.

[lynk @lynk0x]

Are you listening?

[🍂Brayden🍂 @BraydenReedRex]

I’m convinced we’re never getting this grail 😢