Dori-James S. Pumpkins

I'm in the narrative improv comedy show Diorama! Friday nights at Philly Improv Theater. Dori-James is my first name

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

Can't wait to one day make love to my wife on a Leesa mattress with three layers of cooling comfort ™️

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

I have a vivid memory of watching this on a tiny TV on VHS in a circle booth at a Pizza Hut buffet

[RetroNewsNow @RetroNewsNow]

🎬'The Little Rascals' premiered in theaters 29 years ago, August 5, 1994

[philip lewis @Phil_Lewis_]

Florida has banned AP Psychology courses throughout the state:

https://t.co/mQnZWrUrdg

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

In my grandpa era (getting really into hard mints)

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

Let's go lesbians let's gooooo

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

@queerypie Thank you so much

[Eric Feigl-Ding @DrEricDing]

⚠️Spiking #COVID19: ⬆️doubling hospitalizations in NYC & ⬆️50% NYS in 1 month. New wave arrived—I highly recommend #MaskUp.

📌Cases ⬆️2x-3x

📌Positivity ⬆️~3x

📌COVID Hospitalizations ⬆️20% in a week, ⬆️50% in a month for NYS

📌Hospitalizations in NYC ⬆️2x
#CovidIsNotOver

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

@murdermuffin666 They are so beautiful

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

Lately, my ADHD will only let me sit through a movie without distractions in a movie theater, never at home. My working theory is that because the screen at the theater is bigger than me, my brain treats it as authority and gives it the respect it demands

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

Ned's Declassified Dating as an Adult Survival Guide

[Taniel @Taniel]

What is transpiring here is that the Democratic candidate who won a safe blue seat in North Carolina on a pro-choice platform, and then switched to the GOP to give them a supermajority for their anti-abortion law, was a Republican plant all along. https://t.co/weaX7h2zWC

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

Wait hold on

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

Theoretically which is better

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

Will they pay for a gender marker change too

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Subway is offering free sandwiches for life to someone who is willing to legally change their first name to ‘Subway.’

The contest will choose a random winner, who will then be given $750 to go through with the name change and cover legal fees.

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

You can't just introduce the concept that the ball she coughed up in episode one can become a cute spider pet and not have me think about that randomly every three weeks for the rest of my life. I need answers

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

SANTA 👏 CLARITA 👏 DIET 👏

[Anthony LaFauci @AnthonyLaFauci]

Someone make a "How It Would Have Ended" series, where creators drink and explain how their canceled series would have ended, and we get to watch actors play out the roles in someone's backyard or whatever

[sidonia 🍉 @macaronitrash]

@sweatermuppet

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

I don't care about space work in improv! Sorry coaches

[alice hamilton @AliceRHamilton]

👀

[Dori-James S. Pumpkins @dorijamesmedlin]

We need a movie about whoever the trans masc dork playing with Allan was bc they were definitely going through something