Doris.00

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

“ are you free after work” bro im free during work fuck this shit

[shipra @shipranotes]

born to be a reader, forced to have a job and NO time to read

[Kaze @Evren_sszn]

Being part of a generation that was told “Wikipedia is not a source” makes it genuinely baffling to me that jobs are now telling people to just use ChatGPT for everything.

[kage @sukikage_]

can’t wait to get past whatever the fucking fuck this fuck ass stage is in my life rn bc genuinely what the fuck.

[c @cokebeyc]

im worried about everything but dgaf about anything

[Resko★ @Bloke_Baz]

Can't believe it’s already June . Time flies when you work everyday of your fucking life

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

my daily routine:
1. ????????????
2. !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
3. ?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?

[ovary ✨ @ovaryactorr]

and for the lady, perhaps a deep cleaned house, cancelled plans, a new series to watch, and zero human interaction?

[O̷̷R̷̷C̷̷I̷̷N̷̷U̷̷S̷̷ O̷̷R̷̷C̷̷A̷̷ 🫍 @OrcinusOrca1985]

👻

[Beth 🇭🇺🐦‍🔥 @italypilled]

How it feels that the Orban regime is over, total disbelief 🥹

[Karthik @misanthrope_13]

Highs: Didn't kms
Lows: Didn't kms

[The Biblical Man @Biblicalman]

My father once told me the secret to a happy marriage.

“Stay out of the kitchen. Let her handle the holidays.”

I was 19. He was in his recliner.

My mother was cooking for 14 people.

She’d been up since 5 AM.

He’d been up since the football pregame.

I didn’t think anything of it.

That’s just how it was.

Fast forward 20 years.

I’m in the recliner.

My wife is in the kitchen.

She’s been up since 5 AM.

I’ve been up since the pregame.

My daughter walks by and I see her watching.

Not the TV.

Her mother.

Then me.

Then her mother again.

That’s when it hit me:

She’s taking notes.

My father taught me that holidays were for men to rest and women to work.

He didn’t say it.

He showed it.

Every Thanksgiving.
Every Christmas.
Every Easter.

The recliner passed from him to me like an inheritance I never asked for.

This morning I woke up at 4 AM.

Not for content.

For the turkey.

My wife found me in the kitchen at 6.

She didn’t say anything.

She just stood there.

Then she cried.

Your kids are taking notes.

Not on what you say.

On where you sit.

The recliner is an inheritance.

Be the generation that stands up.

[mea *ੈ✩‧₊˚ @zhnghaoluvv]

how I see the world

[𝓑ᥫ᭡ @quesadaaa_]

WELL WHO YELLS AT PEOPLE

[♰ @reeceollld]

i raise you march 13, 2020

[Soleil @soleiljolina]

I am simultaneously my family’s black sheep and the gold star, that’s exactly why I am the way I am