Drewsy

Just some guy on the internet screaming into the void. (he/him)

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Musk doesn't have the money or the staff to meaningfully update or even fix Twitter, so he's making the cheapest, smallest tweak he can - literally swapping out a GIF file - that grabs the biggest headlines. It's nothing but a cheap, meaningless play to get his name in the press.

[Drewsy @dorkatronic]

@swear_trek I want all the swears from all the treks!

[Drewsy @dorkatronic]

@swear_trek People are dumb, I ❤️ this!

[Drewsy @dorkatronic]

May I please get 2 followers to copy and re-post this tweet? I'm trying to demonstrate that someone is always listening. #SuicidePrevention 1-800-273-8255 Just two. Any two. Copy, not retweet. Thank You !!!

[Indigenous @AmericanIndian8]

#INDIGENOUS #TAIRP

[Drewsy @dorkatronic]

Got my Equifax data breach settlement from years ago. $5.21 wtf?
My data is stolen opening me up to all sorts of fraud and that's worth five bucks. Seriously fucked up.

[Calvin and Hobbes Fan Account @Calvinn_Hobbes]

Agreed! #CalvinandHobbes

[Drewsy @dorkatronic]

*opens music app*
Ugh, plays station based on a band I like.
App: song by that band that doesn't sound like any other song they did
SKIP
App: here's a band you like, but a remake
SKIP
App: here's a band you hate, but liked a remake
SKIP
App: song about dealing with depression

[Lakota Man @LakotaMan1]

Superheroes reimagined as Natives. Captain Native America rocks. Agree?

[Drewsy @dorkatronic]

I figured it out!
Holy shit that's weird, but I figured it out!
*sends email*
*auto replies roll in*
So if everyone is out, am I done for the day?

[Drewsy @dorkatronic]

Also the client is a moron and that ain't helping either.

[Drewsy @dorkatronic]

Currently arguing with morons and having to keep it civil because the client is cc'd on the email.

[Drewsy @dorkatronic]

Having a shit day, let's see how Twitter can make it worse.

[DuckDuckGo @DuckDuckGo]

Google's privacy settings cannot be trusted.

They're settling a lawsuit over allegations of misleading users, secretly recording their movements even after location tracking had been turned off, and offering that data to marketers to sell advertisements. https://t.co/i31rV4gpcC

[Sen. Bernie Sanders @SenSanders]

I sent a letter today with more than 70 of my colleagues in the House and the Senate urging President Biden to do everything within his power to guarantee rail workers the seven paid sick days that they desperately need.

[Ubuntu @ubuntu]

🙈

[Drewsy @dorkatronic]

@StarfleetTechS

[soul nate @MNateShyamalan]

bro what is going on at twitter

[Drewsy @dorkatronic]

@CalltoActivism