Christine

profile pic by @EiffelArt

[Christine @dorknabbit]

@jonlovett dear Jon Lovett, I am here at #maxfuncon. Just wanted to let you know that @hodgman has been drinking malort on stage since 2009 when you didn't even have a podcast. Stay in your fucking lane. Ps John hodgeman loves you.

[Christine @dorknabbit]

@EiffelArt Same, buddy. Same.

[Christine @dorknabbit]

@perlapell @janinebrito Ya'll are beautiful. Congratulations.

[Christine @dorknabbit]

@katewillett I can't wait to see it!!

[Christine @dorknabbit]

@travismcelroy I’m about to get on a plane to go to MaxFunCon!

[Mister Hayden @MrHaydenMyers]

SO YOU LIVE BY YOURSELF AND WHEN YOU GET LONELY YOU BUY SWORDS

[mr. joshua @pants]

delivery

[Ashley Feinberg (ashleyfeinberg.bsky.social) @ashleyfeinberg]

meanwhile amazon's drivers are urinating in their trucks just to keep their jobs https://t.co/3jxegGoLl8

[Jules Suzdaltsev @jules_su]

“I need an AR-15 in case I need to hijack a plane to fly my son to a country with socialized healthcare”, is currently my favorite take on gun ownership. https://t.co/1rq1FQ4yWH

[Jennifer Wright @JenAshleyWright]

Casual reminder that people who want you to give up control of your body to "preserve life" will not even give up their guns.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

If you can, make your depression look like this street. Bleak and rainy but there’s music and art and even comedy hiding in its lonely cafes and you can use those to escape.

[Christine @dorknabbit]

@NRA Yes. That is the idea. You nailed it in one.

[Patton Oswalt @pattonoswalt]

This is @GlennHowerton, my co-star, my friend, and 100% correct:

[Christine @dorknabbit]

@jaboukie Who are the people who voted for 30 rock, I will fight you.

[Christine @dorknabbit]

@TwlightZoneFan @goldengateblond @Trolling3d @Breaking911 You’re thinking of Charles Manson. He dead.

[Christine @dorknabbit]

@kevcirilli @SpeakerRyan sure, honey. We’ll see.

[Mike Drucker @MikeDrucker]

Time to unwind with a nice shower in the dark where I win arguments with people I haven’t spoken to in 10 years

[Jess Dweck @TheDweck]

When a piece of lettuce makes someone sick, we recall all the lettuce